Another little fluff piece I wrote a while ago. It's written as different instances of party banter between the Warden and Sten after she overhears the conversation between Sten and Morrigan about having sex with a Qunari. The Warden in this scenario is a Female City Elf, although with a few exceptions it could of have easily occurred with any other female Warden.
Enjoy!
"What is your wish, Kadan?"
"You were joking with Morrigan, weren't you?"
"Do I look like I would joke?"
-aside- "I never know with you."
"So…"
-sigh- "Yes, Kadan?"
"You really didn't just say that so she would leave you alone?"
"…"
"Sten? Is that supposed to be a yes or a no?"
"…"
-pout- "Fine, I'll leave you alone."
"I have a wonder."
"What is it, Kadan?"
"If it's so dangerous, then how are there so many Qunari?"
"Pardon?"
"Reproduction. Or are your females just tough enough to endure?"
"I believe you just answered your own question."
"But if Qunari women were so strong, why would they be satisfied with being priests or farmers?"
-groan-
"Sten?"
"I will not sleep with you, Kadan."
"I—What? No. I was going to ask what exactly Kadan means."
"…" –walks away-
"Did I say something wrong?"
"I want to discuss something you mentioned."
-sigh- "Yes, Kadan?"
"Why won't you sleep with me?"
"…"
"You're going to ignore me again, aren't you?"
"…"
"I have a compromise!"
"Compromise?"
"If I can beat you in arm wrestling, you'll sleep with me. How about that?"
"No."
"Aw, why not?"
"I do not wish to."
"Well, at least I'm actually getting responses now."
"…"
"Or not."
"Sten?"
"Your wish, Kadan?"
"Is Morrigan prettier than me?"
"…?"
"Well, you agreed to sleep with her, why not me?"
"How-?"
"These ears are more than just for show, you know."
