AN UPDATE : Hey guys. I know this is not an uptade so don't throw your faces away, my friend love brainstorming but she forgets most of what she said which is kind of annoying at terms. BELIEVE ME I'm with you on this one, I'm still encouriging (slash forcing, torturing, etc) her to continue this fiction

Germany: China?
China: Here, aru!
Germany: Hong Kong?
Hong Kong: Here.
Germany: Korea?
South Korea: YOUR BREASTS ARE MINE, DA-ZE!
China: BAI CHI!
Germany: Vietnam?
Vietnam: *Hits South Korea with her paddle* Here.
Germany: *Sees that he missed one name* Philippines?

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Germany: ...Philippines?
Spain: Meh? Mi hija and her hermanos aren't here yet?! Oh no! Where do you think they are, ROMANO!?
Romano: Calm down you idiot! Maybe María and her idiotic brothers are late again! That bitch is always late!
South Korea: Don't call noo-na a bitch, da-ze!
England: Are you already forgetting that María and her brothers haven't attended a single meeting for the bloody 20 years?!

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America: Awkward silence...
England: *Glares*
Germany: Right... I forgot abouz zat... Vell —
? (1): *Kicks the door* WE'RE HERE!
? (2): Sorry we're late!
? (3): It's their fault, actually.
Italy: *Turns around, looks uneasy* AH! W-Who are you!?
America: GAH! Normal humans!
? (3): Idiots as ever...
? (2): We haven't changed that much, have we?
? (1): If THEY can't remember us, I guess we have.
Taiwan: Ah? *Turns around, blushes* Y-You guys...! Those 3 are...!
Indonesia: *Tilts her head* L-LuzViMinda!?
Luzon / ? (1): Finally someone recognizes us!
Visayas: / ? (2): About damn time, too!
Mindanao / ? (3): You guys are horrible.
Girls: *Blushes at how grown-up LuzViMinda is*
Spain: W-Where is your hermana, mi hijos?
Luzon: Oh, she won't be attending the conference today.
Visayas: Her flight was delayed because she woke up late.
Mindanao: As always.
Luzon: *Sits down* But don't worry!
Visayas: *Sits down* There is SOMEONE who will attend the conference!
Mindanao: *Sits down* Besides us, that is.
Vietnam: And who would that be?
Luzon: Kuya Juan, of course!
All: Juan?
Luzon: Ate María's twin!
Spain: Ah! Si, I haven't seen him in decades! Wait — mi hija has a twin!?
America: What? You don't know that?
Portugal: That's what I've been trying to tell you, hermano...
Visayas: Of course 'tay doesn't know! You never met him before!
Spain: What? Why?!
Mindanao: It's because ate María trusted him to protect our country when you took her away from us.
Spain: W-Why do you have to say that so harshly, mi hijo?
Luzon: He was roaming around a while ago, but he'll be here!
Visayas: But he's in a hurry, so he might sneak out of the meeting!
Mindanao: As if I care.
?: *Bursts into the room* Hey! What'd I miss?
All: EH?

(A man with average height walks into the conference room. He had messy, but somehow, nice dark brown hair. He also had dark chocolate eyes, and tan skin. He was wearing a somewhat
bartender suit, but with a nice blazer.)

All: Who is that...?
Luzon: Oh, hey, kuya Juan!
Visayas: Glad to see you here!
Mindanao: Let's just get this over with...
All: T-That's María's twin!?
Vietnam: ...Eh...? *Realizes, blushes like crazy* P-Philip!?
Juan: What?
America: You've grown up, Juan! Last time I met you, you're just so darn lazy, man!
Juan: That was the past, Alfred. *Fixes his tie*
Taiwan: *Blushing a bit* Uwah... [Back then, he used to be so lazy, but now... H-He looks so manly...]
Juan: *Takes blazer off, sits down on Philippines' chair, notices everyone staring at him* WHAT?
All: ! N-Nothing!
Juan: So what's up? What were you discussing about?
Vietnam: W-We were just... talking to LuzViMinda...
Juan: So you haven't discussed anything yet?
Vietnam: *Nods*
Juan: *Looks at LuzViMinda, glares* I thought this meeting was already starting.
Luzon: *Halo appears on his head*
Visayas: *Halo appears on his head*
Mindanao: *Devil horns appears on his head*
Juan: You morons! Ugh, damn it! And I had to leave that beautiful mango for this shi —
Vietnam: What are you talking about, Philip?
Juan: LuzViMinda texted me, saying that the meeting already started 5 minutes ago and I was late as heck.
Taiwan: But they just got here 5 minutes ago... how did they manage to text you?
LuzViMinda: *Mostly LuzVi; grins evily, halo disappears* Trolololololololol~
Ukraine: Do you mean zat LuzViMinda texted zuring ze intro?
LuzViMinda: Well... we are the texting capital in the whole damn world!
Seychelles: *Feels her phone vibrate* Ah! *Looks at her phone* Y-You sent a text!?
LuzViMinda: Trollin'~ We're trollin'~ They never see us trollin'~ they hatin'~
Juan: *Sighs* These three... I swear to God... if you didn't text me, I would've gotten that precious mango!
ASEAN: *Sweat drop* [I see he's still obsessed with mangoes like Piri...]
Juan: María would've liked that mango and... *Blushes* ugh, screw you three! You're making this the worst day.
Luzon: Everyday for you is a worst day.
Visayas: So this wouldn't change, right?
Mindanao: Whatever.
Juan: Just shut the hell up! *Groans* Let's get this meeting over with so I can never come back, dammit! *Crosses arms*
Italy: Ve~ I zee zat he has inherited fratello's trait~
Germany: *Clears throat* Ve shall start ze meeting now.

(Meeting starts)

Vietnam: *Sees Juan texting at max speed* W-Whoa... *Looks at Juan*
Juan: *Listening to Germany* Pft...
Vietnam: H-He's not even looking at the screen... but who is he texting? *Sees a heart at the end* EH!? [Does he have a girlfriend?!]
All: *Looks at Vietnam* Hm?
Juan: What?
Vietnam: N-Nothing!
Juan: You're really strange, Viet...
Vietnam: *Gloomy aura surrounds her* [He just called me strange...]
Juan: But I like that about you.
Vientam: *Looks up* Ah?
Juan: *Pats Vietnam's head* Take care of yourself, 'kay?
Vietnam: *Arrow pierces through her heart, hearts surrounds* AH~?!
Juan: Sheesh... women. *Turns to listen again*
Taiwan: *Glaring at Vietnam* Jie-jie...
Belarus: *Eying the two* [Zat man... he had influence many people but zat won't zake effect on me... I only long for Bruder Russia!]
Juan: *Glances at Belarus, raises eyebrow* Hm?
Belarus: *Glares*
Juan: *Glares also*
Belarus: *Glares*
Juan: *Glaring too*

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Juan: *Still glaring*
Belarus: *Still glaring*

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*Doki* *Doki* *Doki*

Belarus: . . . ! *Blushes, looks away* [W-What iz this... what am I f-feeling...!?]
Belgium: [Zis guy... is ze exact opposite of María...]
Juan: *Glances at Belgium*
Belgium: ! *Looks away, blushing* [B-But... zere is zomething wizh him...]
Juan: *Looks down at his phone*
Vietnam: Ah...?
Juan: *Blushes, chuckles* Silly girl... *Texting back*
Vietnam: [Who is he texting, dammit!?]
Juan: *Remembers something, head shots up*
Luzon: W-Whoa!? Kuya Juan, is there something wrong...?
All: *Notices*
Visayas: Yeah... usually when your head shots up, it means — uh-oh...
Juan: Question, *Lights up a cigarette* is every country here?
Germany: As I've checked, ja, everyone iz here. Vhy zo you ask?
Juan: Oh, nothing. *Glances at everyone*
Mindanao: Shit... this is gonna turn out badly...
Juan: *Dark aura surrounds him, glares at England & Japan* . . .
England & Japan: *Gulps*
Juan: *Cranks his neck to Spain* And you...
Spain: M-Meh...
Juan: *Glaring at America* Alfred...
America: D-Dude...?
Vietnam: *Coughs* P-Philip! Geez! Stop smoking!

(Phone rings)

Juan: Excuse me, I have to take this. *Stands up, walking towards the door* Hello? *Blushing* O-Oh... yeah, I guess. *Walks out*
Luzon: You'll have to excuse kuya Juan.
Visayas: H-He doesn't like the ones who've hurt ate María.
Mindanao: He'll give you a death glare, or literally just shoot daggers at you.
All: ! *Some trembles a bit*
LuzVi: *Sweat drop* Wow, so direct...

(Lunch Time)

Juan: Ugh, finally. I don't how María can work with this everyday.
Mindanao: You don't know it because you're lazy. Are you forgetting your nickname, "Lazy Juan"?
Juan: *Glares* Shut up, Mindy.
Mindanao: Oy! *Fuming with anger* DON'T CALL ME THAT, DAMMIT!
Juan: Whatever.
Luzon: You guys are annoyingly alike!
Juan: At least he didn't get "girly" traits like you, Luz.
Luzon: WHAT THE — KUYA!
Juan: What about you, Vi (Violet)?
Visayas: K-Kuya! I-It's Vi! AS IN VI-CTORY!
Juan: Victory, huh? Don't you mean Victoria?
Visayas: Stupid brother and your stupid jokes!
Juan: *Chuckles* Heh, I'm just messing with you three. *Messes their hair* Ya know I don't have time for anyone and as your kuya, it's my job to ruin your lives by humiliating you~
LuzViMinda: *Rolls eyes*

(Phone vibrates)

Juan: Huh? *Checks his phone* OH, CRAP! SHIT! I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING LATE! AGAIN! DAMN! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU THREE!
LuzViMinda: [Bipolar much...?]
Juan: *Grabs his blazer*
LuzViMinda: W-Wait, kuya! The conference isn't over yet!
Juan: Don't worry, *Rushes out* Piri's on her way, anyway!
LuzViMinda: Ate? She's on her way? *Grins evily* Oho~ *Looks at each other* This is gonna be fun~