JonTron Makes a new Sonic Game
By Andy Prosser
"Today I'm going to be reviewing this Sonic the game." said JonTron to the Youtube camera. I'm videoing this for online fanbase. Jocks the bird said "hey Jon are you ready for this great game" said the bird at him in such a way.
It was said not serious but sarcrastic.
Then Jon played Sonic videogame.
"What is this game so bad!" angered Jon at the TV. "It has bad graphics ann d the storyline is lackluster..." and Jocks was so stunned that he shot lasters all ove rthe place.
"And now the boss is here! Oh no get ready" and Jon plays Sonic to attack but the attack does nothing. Jon made a face at the TV screen like :( mixed with :0 "Did they even test this?" I am make my own Sonic game and it will be better.
So Jon got a new computer and said "now i just need computer lessons!" which is real because he has no background in programming. So he got a big book calls it is "Programming Videogmaes for Dummies" but the book so big he drops it at his toe and his eyes get big and it plays the "awooooga" sound effect from old cartoons.
Now for the next joke Jon needs to record voice actinf. "But I have no friends!" said Jon and got depressed. Then Jock said "That's because you smell." and Jon cried. [Note: this part is supposed to be funny]
And another joke is made abotu JonTron's new Sonic character who looks like all the others.
And then finally he makes the game but it comes to life because it's so bad and Dr. Robotnick comes out of the televeision. "There's only one way to stop" a bad videogame" said Jon and he tag teamed Jock and they did a double laser beam at Robotnik. But Robotojnk dodged it so good that it missed.
Robotkink used his robot suit to fier a missle at Jocks and he blew up and turned into a fried chicken. Then Dr. Robotnik got his big butt and squished Jontron in the face.
"Please... not like this way." and Jontron reached for a phone. "... please... help me." Just then Dom from Continue came intoo the room. Dom did a kartwhel and said "that's enogh Robotnick" and used his gaming skills to pick up the controller and Sonic at Robotnic until he was defeated.
"Thank you for saving me Dom" said JonTron but Dom was already gone.
"Who was that mystery man" said Jock who was still a fried chicken.
Jon said really dramatic "He has always watched over us. You could say he's a guardian angel."
Then Dom comes back in the room with a bucket of fried chicken. "Hey this is really good chccken."
"Nooooo don't eat Jock!"
THE END
