Hetalia zombie apocalypse

Hooray for crack fics xD

This is gonna be the most random thing I will have ever written, it will make no sense and anything can (and will) happen!

It's gonna be set in a world full of blankness, and I will be a random voice making whatever I want happen… I'll be like a gamekeeper (HG)

You can leave suggestions if you want, but if you want to be in it however, you'll have to PM me; it'll be interactive if you leave a review about wanting to be in it.

rated K+ for blood and fluff if I so please, no smut, I suck at smut v_v

This font is used for my voice ^-^


Chapter One~

'What the fuck Spain get off of me!'

'Marry me brother, marry me!'

'The hero will save everyo- ow! Iggy! Don't hit me!'

'M' wif' wher's m' wif'?'

'Mommy, where are we?'

The nations are assembled in a dark…room? They don't know how they got there, but they can't see so they don't know how to get out either.

Welcome, everyone. Says a deep and robotic voice, that seems to echo throughout the room.

'What? Who said that?'

You are in my lingo, here, anything that I want can happen. Unfortunately for you I can control what you say, how you act, and how you feel. The Voice continues.

The lights (wait, lights?) flashed on, everyone could see that they were in a blank never-ending room.

'Oh yeah, Flute is that you?' Hungary asked.

Yeah… wait, you're not supposed to tell them that!

'I wasn't? Sorry,' she replied.

OK, now that my secrets out I can turn off the voice modifier. The Voice turned into that of a girls, no more than 16 at the most.

'Well that's nice and all,' England interjected ' But why are we here, exactly?'

Hm, oh that, Hungary and I were talking and we thought it would be fun to put you in a zombie apocalypse.

Everyone began glaring at Hungary.

'What? It sounded like a good idea, besides, no one will actually die!' she told them quickly.

Exactly, you'll just go into the Death box that is behind you guys.The Voice tells the nations.

'What box? There's no bo-' America began to say, but everyone had turned around and there was in fact a box. It looked like a penalty box used in Hockey games.

Russia was already inside, sitting there with a face of glee and was holding his pipe tightly beside him.

''ello,' he said happily.

Well isn't that nice… wait Russia, when did you get in there, I only just put it there!

Russia just smiled creepily and began walking out of the box.

The Voice gulped and continued Um, OK, anyway. I am about to have random guns and explosives fall from the ceiling, grab what you want and get ready to "die."

The Voice began to laugh maniacally, a beep could be heard, signifying that the Voice had left.

'Isn't that dangerous, having guns and explosives fall from the ceiling?' Canada asked, but no one listened. He sighed and used his epic ninja powers to disappear.


If anyone actually read this, what do you want to happen when I make the guns and explosives fall?

If you want, you can make them fall on someones head, sending them to the Death box.

I know it's short, but this is sort of like an introduction chapter, so the next chapter'll be longer, promise. ^-^

No flaming please~!