Disclaimer: Me and Brightpaw94 do not own Bleach in any way what so ever. Well, maybe in our dreams, but that's about it. And you can't sue us for dreaming!

Rukia's to do list:

1) kill Ichigo.

2) feed him to evil spirits

3) spend his money

4) burn his clothes

5) let him fail in school

6) throw him off a 5 story platform

7) throw him off a moving bus

8) die his hair the color of a strawberry

9) cover him in BLOOD then the sharks

10) post pictures of him with drawings on his face wile he's asleep

11) put them in the school newspaper!

12) hit him with a bat

13) use a spell 2 make him 4 inches tall

14) call him a midget

15) squish him

16) turn him into a fly and squash him!

17) accidentally turn him into a giant spider, get really scared and start hitting him with large inanimate objects

18) use bug spray on him

19) run up 2 him quickly, kick him, and then hit him with bug squisher (we don't know what you'd call something to squish a giant spider)

20) Legally change his name to Strawberry

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A/N: OK, this was another story done b y me and Brightpaw94. Hope you Enjoyed!

Ichigo: Why am I the only one getting hurt?!

Me: Because it's funny

Rukia: You also deserve it

Brightpaw94: Big time. It's what you get for calling Rukia a midget

Me: and throwing her off a 5 story platform!

Ichigo: (starts swinging sword)

Rukia, Me, Brightpaw94: (start running away quickly)

Brightpaw94: Hurry up and end this!

Me: Why me?

Rukia: Because you're the one writing this!

Me: Oh, right. Well then, Please R&R! and HURRY! Before we get hit with the sword!

Brightpaw94: Before we forget, no flamers or anything!

Me: Oh, right. please only constructive critisum! (sorry if i spelled that wrong)

Rukia: Also, I'm well aware that this list is out of order. Please don't point that out!

Me and Brightpaw94: Ya! It's Anime! the charecters always seem to come back after they die!

Me, Rukia and Brightpaw94: (duck from sword)

Ichigo: stop talking and get back here!

Rukia: Run faster!

Me: Sorry for this long authors note. . I'm really going to end it now before someone get's hurt (looks at Ichigo who's still swining his sword) Once again, please R&R!