A/N: - Written by Buttons Magoo and Sassy-saz, I'm just posting it - oh yeah, will be a twoshot.
People! I (Buttons) am goin' on holiday tomorrow for a week – so you wont see ANY of me all week, but when I return I'll treat all you lovelies to the reviews you want and all that Jazz (that dammed musical.)
I hope you enjoy, obviously you'll notice a pattern in the writing styles as different parts where written by either me or Saz, cause we're cool and did it like that.
Disclaimers are as usual, the Boosh boys own the boosh, not me, nor saz. Okay?
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Vince burst through the shop door, looking murderous.
"YOU!", he shouted at Howard.
"Wha-??" Howard jerked awake and stood up behind the counter, just for the barrier between him and Vince.
"You know what!"
Howard stayed looking as blank as ever.
"I seriously do not know what you mean!" Howard exclaimed, completely oblivious to what ever it was he was meant to of done, but someone might as well of written 'guilty' in big read pen on his head as his face had gone bright red, he was innocent (or as far as he knew) but he didn't look it.
"Look, don't play stupid with me! Why did you do it?"
Vince screamed, face full of fury Howard silently thanking the counter divide between them
"DO WHAT?!"
"GIVE MY FUCKING BRILLIANT STRAIGHTENERS TO LEROY! FUCKING LEROY OF ALL PEOPLE! IF YOU GAVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE THEN AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND 'EM!"
"I didn't. Why were you at Leroy's?!"
"A quick shag. But I FOUND THEM! And he wouldn't give em back!"
"I didn't give Leroy you- wait quick shag?" Howard asked, looking Vince up and down and noticing how his clothes seemed to be more unbuttoned than what they where when they left the flat 3-4 hours earlier, Vince flushed bright red.
"Yea - YOU! Gave my straighteners to him!" Vince tried to shout, but his voice seemed to 'de-crescendo' as he got quieter and quieter before he drew to a silence and was examining his red boots with much interest.
"Since when have you been shagging Leroy?" "Since... since the night we did the glam folk thing"
"That was ages ago!"
"Yeah, but don't change the subject!"
"Subject?"
"MY FUCKING STRAIGHTENERS!"
"Vince." Howard spoke.
"What." Vince pouted, perching on the counter and swinging his legs over jumping off onto Howard's side.
"How many pairs do you have?"
"That's not the point."
"How many pairs do you have?" Howard asked again, slightly chuckling.
"6." Vince mumbled shuffling his feet.
"Exactly, and it's not as though they where your hottest,
haven't BHD's came out since then?"
"GHDs." Vince corrected.
"Yes, my point proven."
"But me and my Clarkes have been through everything and now that tosser won't give them back!"
"Tosser? I thought you were fucking him?"
"Well... yeah. I don't know if you've noticed, Howard, but ALL the guys I fuck are tossers!"
"Why's that, Vince?"
"cos the only non-tosser guys I know are you, Naboo and Bollo! I'm not gonna fuck a gorilla, I dunno if naboo even CAN fuck and you?"
"What's wrong with me?" Howard asked, looking a bit hurt.
Vince just looked at Howard and back down at his feet
'Fuck.' he thought, his emotions were getting the better of him.
'Really stuck myself in the shit there now, well-done Vince.' he shouted silently to himself, he could feel his cheeks flushing red.
"Vince, what's wrong with me?" Howard asked, he sounded desperate.
"Nothing." Vince mumbled.
"..."
"I mean your a very nice man!" and you have great legs he thought. "And I mean we've been together, as friends" why can't it be more? "For ages." He finished off, keeping his silent thoughts silent.
"The topic in hand was my straighteners anyway! Stop distracting me!"
"What ever, i didn't give the fucking straightners to Leroy!" 'He's so hot when he's angry' Vince thought 'I did NOT just think that!'
"Look, he needed them; you had loads I just thought." Howard replied, looking up at Vince, unable to nudge away that feeling, he felt so attracted. He felt attracted to Vince!
"So you did?"
"Yes." Howard admitted, Vince sighed and walked away hanging his bag up on a shelf as he strutted off, secretly smiling to himself, he'd noticed they way Howard had looked at him.
We'll be back with more soon, well about a week as we're both off for a holiday now: D
I hope you enjoy, love you all!
ButtonsMagoo
Sassy- Saz
Xx
