Disclaimer: I do not own any Percy Jackson characters and if I did I would not be posting stories on this website.

Yep, I decided to drown Percy Jackson. So, if you have any problems with unnecessary, pointless character death, then don't read. I just find joy in killing off popular characters. Anyways there is no need to get mad, I'm not killing Percy because I hate the books or the character, I just find it extremely funny to kill them. But seriously some people do get mad because they are obsessed with the characters I kill, but I assure you this is just a dumb story I wrote due to complete bordom, so please do not become angry…..Enjoy :D

Percy's POV

Well I know what you're thinking "Percy Jackson, the son of Poseidon drowns?"

But yes, it is true, I Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon the lord of the seas, drowned. Out of all the ways to die I drowned….how ironic. You're probably thinking, "He can control water, plus every time he goes in water he comes out completely dry, HOW DID HE DROWN?"

So, I'll tell you. One day I'm sitting at Camp Half Blood with my best buds, Grover and Anabeth, and we're having an argument over whether we think Dryads are trees or actually living beings, because Grover's dating one. And Anabeth's like, "Grover I think Dryads are living beings." Well of course she says that she's trying to sound smart, I mean how smart would she sound if she said Grover's girlfriend was a tree. So, just to make her mad I say, "Well, I think Dryads are trees." Then I turn to Grover and say pretty loudly, "Dude you're dating a tree." Unfortunately some guys standing nearby hear and they walk over and ask mockingly, "Grover you're dating a tree?" The whole time Grover's face is turning redder and redder even though I he's trying to hide his embarrassment. Then one of the guys yells out, "HEY EVERYONE GROVER'S DATING A TREE. " See what happens when you come in in the middle of a conversation.

Well anyways the whole time I'm laughing hysterically, and I take a sip of some water and I start to choke. So, I'm laughing, and coughing, and choking on water at the same time. And after a while I can't breathe and end up passing out. I guess Anabeth and Grover must of tried to revive me but I they didn't do too good of a job because I died. And now I'm standing in a line in the Underworld awaiting for my fate to be decided.

And that was the story of how I drowned. I don't know if you would actually consider chocking on water drowning, but I do because it's water in your lungs. So I just call it drowning because it sounds kind of lame to say I died because I choked on water.

So there is my story of how Percy drowns. And don't even ask about the conversation they were having I just needed something for them to be talking about that I thought he would possibly laugh at so, please review that's the main reason I wrote this pointless story because I find some people'ss reviews hilarious. :D