Disclaimer: I do not own twilight. Or Emmett. And I am not eating mac'n'cheese right now.
Emmett's Pastimes, oneshots
Edward's POV
So, oneday I was wondering if Emmett wanted to go hunting with me, so I went up stairs to ask him. When I walked in, he was on the phone. As I was about to leave, I heard him say, "Okay, then. Bella, where do babies come from?" so I stayed and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" and he just looked at me and continued. "Bella, Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?" and so I just took the phone from him, said sorry to bella, and then hung up, and left.
