The SOS Brigade Club Room was quiet. But without Suzumiya Haruhi around, that was a common occurrence.

"Hmm..." Itsuki Koizumi was wondering why Kyon had just moved to a certain spot on the Shogi board during the game they were playing. "Intre-" He would have said 'interesting' but Haruhi barged in.

"Hmph!" Haruhi pouted.

"Is there a problem, Suzumiya-San?" Koizumi asked

"Boring, boring, boring! This whole world is boring! My life has become the same thing over and over again!" She said as she walked over to her chair.

'Minus the annoying life-endangering adventures that happen almost every time we leave the club room!' Kyon said

"Wake up in the same house, brush my teeth with the same tooth brush, walk to the same school, take classes with the same people, then go to the SOS Brigade!"

"Haruhi, there's nothing you can do about that, besides get emancipated, move to a different house -without your toothbrush, of course- and transfer to another high school." Kyon said

"...You're so stupid, Kyon. If I moved away, I would end up abandoning the SOS Brigade. Yareyare, I need better suggestions. Basically, I want what is pretty much a different world completely, with the SOS Brigade still in contact."

"That would be very nice, Suzumiya-San."

"See?! Koizumi gets it! That's why he's the Deputy Chief!"

"Well, unfortunately, that's not how things work, Haruhi. You have to find new things in ordinary life, to keep yourself interested in the here and now, otherwise, you'll expect something out of life that you're bound to never receive." Kyon said, trying not to wake up next to school, because he's in some world Haruhi wanted to exist... Again.

"Hmm, I guess..."

-- A different dimension

'Hmm.' Thought Fujioka Haruhi after one of the Host Clubs... meetings... "Senpai, are you seriously not gonna clean that up?"

"It's Hikaru's mess, I won't stand for it!"

"Yeah, but part of it was your fault."

"Haruhi! I thought you of all people would stand up for me and be on my side!"

'Why?' She thought "Alright, let's go over what happened."

Flashback

"-but of course, you're beauty shines brighter than any other." Suoh Tamaki said as he was finishing up with a client.

"-it's nothing but fun and games to you, isn't it, Hikaru?" Kaoru fake asked as the Hitachiin twins charmed two more clients.

"Tamaki." Kyoya said "The time has come."

"Ah, my beautiful sakura blossom, it is sad to say, but we must part ways."

After clearing all the clients, it was time to clean up and leave. Hikaru looked at a sandwich one of the clients gave him. "Huh." Hikaru said "That is an interesting gift." He decided to eat it. He started walking to the door, but so was Tamaki. Haruhi saw this coming so she said. Hikaru, you're about to bump into Tamaki-Senpai. However, they still bumped into each other. the sandwich fell on the floor and the slice of bread with the mayonnaise on it fell on the floor. They argued about it any they both refused to clean it up.

End flashback

"And it was his sandwich that was dropped." Tamaki said

"Yeah, well this never would have happened if you weren't so damn clumsy!"

"You need to shut up, twin boy!"

"Whatever, I'm leaving." Haruhi said.

-- The Suzmiya dimension

The SOS Brigade was walking to their respective homes, but Kyon still couldn't get something out of his mind.

"Is there a problem, Kyon?" Itsuki asked

"Hmm, I wonder if I even got through to Haruhi."

"... Kyon, Suzumiya-San listens to you."

"Yeah, but any minute she could go off the deep end. And besides, you gave her your support. She seems to value your opinion, too!"

"No, I just strengthen her resolve."

"Exactly, so if we end up in someone else's world, I'm blaming you!"

"And I would deserve it." Itsuki said with a smile on his face. "Well, this is where we part ways, let's hope that in the morning, we're walking back to North High School."

"Yeah, we'd better be."

-- The next morning

'Oh, man, this bed's been getting more and more uncomfortable,' Kyon thought, as he had not completely woken up. 'but this is ridiculous! It feels like cement!' Kyon then woke up, observed his surroundings, noticed that he, along with the other members of the SOS Brigade, were on the ground, sleeping in the middle of an unpopulated sidewalk and only had one thing to say. "I will kill Itsuki Koizumi!"

"Hmm?" Ituski asked after he opened his eyes "What did I do?" He asked, when he sat up.

"Look around, Koizumi, where are we?"

"From the looks of it, I'd say Japan."

"Have you ever seen this section of Japan in your life?!"

"Well, no, now that I think about it. Hold on." The ESPer said as he took out his cell phone and called someone he had in his 'contacts' section. "Moshimoshi." He said

"Who the #$% is this, I don't #$%ing know you, you son of a bitch, hang the #$%ing phone up and if you ever call me again, I'm gonna star sixty-nine your ass and #$%ing kill you! You got that, you mother #$%ing bitch?"

At that, Koizumi hung up the phone and put it back in his pocket. "Yeah, this isn't our world."

"Who was that?" Kyon asked

"..."

"Koizumi?"

"..."

"You okay?"

"Huh?" Haruhi suddenly asked "This is not my Japan... Cool!" Haruhi then sprang to her feet. "Yuki, Mikuru! Wake up! We've got some adventuring to do!"

Yuki, however, was awake before Kyon was and was busy not saying a word. Yuki and Mikuru rose from the ground.

"Huh?" Mikuru asked "W-Where are we? I don't remember ever coming here! What's going on?"

"Quiet down, Mikuru-Chan! What we've got here is a rare opportunity to discover someone else's world! Let's not waste it!" Haruhi's stomach then grumbled "Hmm, I guess we should get something to eat. Look, there's a restaurant that's still open! Let's go, Kyon's paying."

"WHY?"

"It's become routine to have you pay for the food at this point."

--

Things were nice during times like this. Haruhi and her father were at a restaurant, having idle conversation. It wasn't anything like that high school full of those idiotic damn rich people.

"So," Fujioka Haruhi said "that was when-"

"A TABLE FOR FIVE, PLEASE!" Suzumiya Haruhi said, unnecessarily loudly.

"Who are those people?" F. Haruhi asked

"I don't know, but they're very obnoxious." Said Fujioka Ryouji. AKA "Ranka"

"Hey, wait, the only table that's open right now is the one right next to us. Oh, man." As the day progressed, Haruhi noticed two things. Number one: The brown haired girl was the loud one out of the group, and she had never seen those school uniforms before. "Hmm, hey dad, do you know of a school where they wear those uniforms?"

"No, I can't say I do." He said. The one thing Haruhi didn't want her father to do was to call over to that obnoxious little girl and have her talk to them. "Hey!"

'Damn.'

"Hey you kids over there!" The SOS Brigade took notice of this man's call.

F. Haruhi began banging her head on the table.

"Hi!" S. Haruhi shouted back

'We're one table away, there's no reason to shout!' Kyon thought

"What high school do you go to; we've never seen those uniforms here before."

"These are North High uniforms!" Haruhi said

"North High?" F. Haruhi asked "That school was closed down, a year ago, for poor sanitation, and bad education."

"Huh?" S. Haruhi asked

"These" Nagato Yuki started "Were going away presents from the school."

"Oh, okay... Where do you go, now?"

"We are being home schooled. Though our parents see it fit for us to apply to a high school, to socialize with people."

"What school" Koizumi started "do you go to... um, I would refer to you respectively, but I don't know your name."

"I go to Ouran High school."

"Haruhi," Ranka started "Don't be rude."

"I'm not being rude!" Both Haruhi's said.

"I'm sorry, ma'am I was talking to my daughter; miss Fujioka Haruhi."

"I KNEW YOU WERENT A DUDE!" S. Haruhi said as she stood up from her chair.

"Well..." F. Haruhi said "I guess I should thank you for not mistaking my gender."

"It was the eyes." She said as she leaned forward. "Those girlish, girlish eyes." she she leaned even further with each word except for 'those'.

"So, Fujioka-San. How high are the standards for Ouran." Koizumi said, deciding to change the subject.

"You either have to be really rich to get in or you have to be very smart." F. Haruhi said

"Does anybody have an unreasonable amount money coincidentally on them right now?" S. Haruhi asked

"You know the answer to that question." Kyon said

"Well then..." Haruhi continued "It'll be a contest! Who ever's not smart enough to make it into Ouran has to by us food every time we go to restaurants!"

"And if we all get in?" Kyon asked

"Then the first one to complain has to buy food for us instead!"

"An excellent idea, Suzumiya-San."

'I doubt I'll be seeing that brown haired girl at Ouran.' F. Haruhi thought

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If this fic somehow succedes and people want more from it, then I should probably let you know that Mikuru might not have many lines in it, because I hate her to death.