Okay I know that no one read the previous one so I decided to make a new funnier version with my new wittiness. SO ENJOY…. Insert funny comment here.
The Legend of Zelda
Link's voice REMADE
Chapter 1: Deku Tree's dilemma
In the vast, deep forests of hyrule, I am known as the Great Deku Tree. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me because I'm lonely and I can't move… for I am a tree and trees can't move… wait let me check… Urgh! Agh! Nope still can't move… Oh I got off track there didn't I well… Each of these children has a fairy. But there is one boy who has no fairy for I think one day he will set the forest on fire…. NO wait that's Mido who's destined to set the forest on fire... Wait so why does HE have a fairy? Hmm…
"Navi… Navi… Where art thou?" The Deku tree said and a fairy came out of nowhere "what do you want old man and hurry, I got 5 G's riding on a poker game" Navi said
"aren't fairies supposed to be good and not gamble?" The Deku Tree asked.
"Aren't trees supposed not talk?" Navi asked.
"Touché fairy" the Deku Tree said.
"What?! Shut up I'm not touching anything!" Navi exclaimed.
"Whatever… You must make haste! Go to the child without a fairy!" The Deku tree said.
"And what if I don't?" Navi said
"I'll die" The Deku Tree said
"I don't see the bad." Navi said
"I do not wish to die this way" the Deku Tree said
"You're like 1,000,000,000 years old. If someone came here and chopped you down it would be considered natural causes!" Navi ranted.
"Whatever just go or I won't give you a paycheck this month!" the Deku tree threatened.
"GASP! Not my gambling money" Navi yelled as she ran to get Link. Wait how can she run when she doesn't walk?
Navi FLEW across the Kokiri village saying hi to people she passed while secretly flipping them off with her tiny hands. She saw a house that was in a tree and flew passed it thinking "what kind of idiot lives in a tree?"
(Flash to her small house in the Deku tree's branches)
She then flew to the end of the village and looked back at the tree house "darn" she thought as she flew over.
While she was flying she bumped into a fence. "GAH! Who put a fence here!!!?"
(Flashback to her and the rest of the fairies making the fence as a practical joke for inconvenience's sake)
She then flew into the tree house to see a sleeping lump.
"Hey you got to get up now!!" she said while hitting the lump "hurry up the Deku tree needs you!" she said really loudly "geez how can the fate of the world lie in such a lazy boys hands?"
Link shot up "Really?! The fate of the world lies in my hands?!"
"Pht! No!" Navi said "But you have to come with me or I won't get my gambling money this month!"
"Oh I see you're one of those filthy gamblers." Link said.
"Oh I see you're one of those kids with principles" Navi rolled her eyes "C'mon the Deku tree is in trouble."
"GASP! The Deku Tree?! I must help!" Link said
"Yeah that's what I said" Navi said trying to sound enthusiastic.
"We must join together and fight whatever ails the Deku tree." Link said
"I hope you're being sarcastic" Navi said
"WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!" Link yelled and punched Navi while trying to bump her fist against his.
And so the Unlikely heroes set off to meet with the Deku Tree. Sorry if the chapter was kind of short.
