Me: ….. *glances at list of unfinished stories, before looking back at readers with sheepish grin* I….have no excuse….Blame my friend for getting me hooked! But, this entire story has been written already, so I figured, might as well share it with the world. Warning, this is a Kirito/OC story as there aren't enough in the world. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that. Disclaimer is on my profile (makes it easier than constantly writing one), a picture of my OC is on DeviantArt, and I'll be updating every other day. So….Hope you guys like it!
This is just horrible. How come bad things always happen to me?! I'm just so unlucky! Seriously, my parents even had doctors look over me to see what was wrong. The only thing they came up with was that I ticked off the gods in a past life….Stupid past life Rei….
So, apparently, my uncle is a psychopath who decided to trap people into a game he invented, one of those unlucky people being HIS OWN FREAKIN' NIECE! Ugh, it's like Hotaru's father from Sailor Moon! And everything started out just great too! I should've known something awful was going to occur. As usual!
~Flashback~
"Ne? You're just going to give it to me? Just like that?" I questioned my uncle, who had decided to visit.
"Of course! It is your birthday after all, and you're family! I insist that you accept my gift" He stated proudly. I blinked before sighing.
"I suppose there's no changing your mind. Oh well. At least I like these kinda games. Thanks Uncle Aki!"
"Are you sure it's safe Akihiko?" My father asked his brother. But my uncle just waved him off.
"Of course. And all the beta-testers absolutely loved the graphics. I'm sure little miss gamer here won't be able to stop playing!"
~End of Flashback~
At the time I didn't understand the little devious glint in his eyes, but now I do.
Later that day, I decided to try out my uncle's game, and, whaddya know, it was pretty cool! Then again, my uncle is a genius, so I shouldn't have doubted his abilities. My father is just a brilliant, but decided to go into the scientific aspect of life instead of the gaming world. He's a world famous researcher and my mom is a well-known surgeon. Anyway, the point is, Sword Art Online was absolutely amazing.
Until my uncle teleported everyone together and revealed that we were all stuck inside until you clear the game at Floor 100 of the tower. And the fact that if we die here, we die in the real world. And if someone tried to remove the NerveGear from our bodies we'll die….All in all, my best birthday is turning out to be my worst. I don't wanna die at the small age of 14!
At least the media warned everyone, so hopefully nobody else will die from frantically worried family members trying to pull the stupid helmet off. I wonder how my own parents are taking this. My father is probably hunting down my uncle, ready to murder him, and my mother is probably trying to find a way to log everyone out of the stupid game. And once my father starts thinking rationally, he'll be helping her.
Oh wait, there they are. Uncle was showing various media videos. My mother was crying, while my father….he grabbed the camera and started shouting profanities at my uncle, swearing to track him down and strangle him with his own intestines….My dad can be very gory and dark….So that's where I get it from!
According to my uncle, if I can even call him that any longer, he already made plans for everyone to be transported to hospitals and given the best treatment so we can 'focus on the game'. I'm sure that my mother will have me taken to the hospital she works at so she can watch over me and research more with my father. And our maid, Yuki, is most likely taking care of my sweet puppy, Suichi. Don't worry sweetie, mommy's coming! I hope….
I glare at the large cloaked figure my uncle had taken as he continued to explain things, "I will show you evidence that this is the only reality. In your inventories, there will be a gift from me. Please confirm this." Reluctantly, I open my window and check my storage, to see a new item, Mirror. I pressed make into object, allowing me to examine the so called 'gift'. I curiously look at the mirror, only to see my avatar. I don't get why this is important.
However, with a flash of light, my avatar is replaced with what I look in real life. The long wavy flamed hair I had given my avatar, was replaced with my mid-back ice blue hair, including my heart buns and curled pigtails….I like Sailor Moon, so what?! I look around at the other players, and notice that the female population decreased greatly….
I grit my teeth and glare up at my uncle, until he disappears back into the game. I know he doesn't do well with people, but this is ridiculous! What is he? A sociopath?! I'm starting to think so! I can't believe nobody in our family realized what he was planning. Then again, he rarely ever visits, and when he does, it's usually for my birthdays and Christmas. I asked him about it once, and he said I was his favorite family member. That I 'understood' him, which is why he placed me in his will, stating I'll be the heir to his gaming company if anything happened to him….I still didn't understand, but I just went along with it because he was family and I loved him, despite rarely seeing him. But this…I don't think I'll ever forgive him. Not that anyone would blame me.
So, yeah. All in all, worst birthday ever!
