Hey! So, guess what I figured out today? Germany keeps this diary about me! I discovered it on his desk, so I started reading it. And it was all about me! I was kind of surprised at first, because it seems he's trying to use this journal to understand me. I kind of wondered why he just doesn't ask me why I do stuff, but oh well. Germany does lots things weird.
But anyways! After seeing that, I decided I should keep a diary about Germany! He does a lot of things I don't understand, so maybe this will help me.
I hope he doesn't get mad if he discovers I read through his journal. Germany doesn't like it when I go through his stuff because I mess it up, he says. He's a real neat person! But Germany is scary when he's mad…
So, uh, anyways…
Today, Germany made me run lots. It was really hard, because I'm not a good runner. But Germany keep pushing me, so I'm real tired now. He's always trying to make me stronger. I don't think it ever works... But he did make me pasta after, and it was actually really, really good! Not as good as my pasta, but still. He said it was a bribe or something. He says that if I run well, he'll make me pasta for dinner every day! Can you believe that? I didn't know Germany could be that nice! So I guess I should run as best I can from now on. I gave him a hug for thanks, but I don't think he liked that very much. He got all red in the face and pushed me away. That sort of made me sad, but Germany doesn't like it when I hug him too much. He says it's embarrassing. But there was that one time he kissed me on the cheek when I couldn't, so maybe Germany is loosening up a little! That was really nice of him.
Uh-oh. I think Germany found out that I was in his office. He's calling for me, and he sounds real angry! I guess I should go…
