If you try to scare Squalo...
"VOOOIIII! What are you doing brat?"
Squalo yelled as you stood in front of him with a plate of sushi pushed under his nose. "oooh! I thought for sure this would scare you!" you pouted. Starring at the delicious food.
He'll want to know why...
"Why the hell would you think that baka!" You gave him a very confused look as to why he would ask such a question.
And if you tell him why...
"Isn't sushi dead shark?"
*Cue Squalo's face palm.*
He'll dub you stupid...
"So what if its a dead shark! I swear your the stupidest girl!" Hollered the now annoyed Squalo. You ignored his yelling and starred at the food in your hand.
"wow...Ive never noticed how yummy you look mister sushi~" Sometimes Squalo couldn't help but wonder about your sanity... but then again, you do hang out with the sadistic prince and the froggy illusionist.
Then he'll explain that he's not afraid of anything...
Squalo smirked as he held a proud aura around him. "Voi! I'll break it down for your thick head why the sushi didn't scare me." You starred at Squalo with a perplexed look. Waiting for the answer that would give you an explanation as to why the delicious plate of sushi didn't scare Squalo like it would for the sharky character Kisame in the many Naruto FanFics you've read.
"I'm not afraid of anything. End of story."
And if you actually believe him...
"Wow! Really? Your amazing Squalo-senpai, Sugoi(cool,amazing )!" Your eyes sparkled with admiration as you stared up at him. Squalo was slightly surprised that you would believe him as fast as you did. He thought for sure that a demonstration was needed, but then again, you ARE you...
you'll just try harder to scare him next time.
"VOI! Tsukasa...why the hell is there 2 plates of sushi on my bed?"
"umm...I dunno?"
