It was one fateful day at the sets of Final Fantasy VII and X during the break for the actors. Seymour (FFX) was walking along, trying to read his script as he went to get a cup of java. Sephiroth (FFVII) had (conveniently) already poured the sweet hot liquid, for he had added a many a spoonfuls of sugar to the concoction, and was turning to walk back to his pretty chair with his name sewed fancily on it when he ran straight into the blue-haired beauty. And so our story begins:

Sephiroth: Oh, sorry about that.
Seymour: No, no, it's alright, I wasn't watching where I was going.
Sephiroth: grabs some paper towel and hands it to Seymour
Seymour: Oh, thank you. takes the paper towel and dries self off
Sephiroth: Are you ok? That stuff's kind of hot.
Seymour: Yes, I'll be fine. And you?
Sephiroth: already has paper towel and is drying self off Yeah, I'm fine.
Seymour: mutter Yes you are…
Sephiroth: What?
Seymour: Oh, nothing. Aw, damn it! My script is ruined!
Sephiroth: Aw, that's a shit. I'd give you mine but I don't think you'd want it.
Seymour: …stare …
Sephiroth: What!
Seymour: Oh, nothing. Though I do appreciate the courtesy.
Sephiroth: Well you go ahead and appreciate it all you want mutter Just cause you're really tall … stare Um, nice hair.
Seymour: Why, thank you. Yours is very … "nice" as well.
Sephiroth: Oh, thanks. You really think so? It's kind of hard to style sometimes…
Seymour: Oh, yes, it's very meticulous indeed. And I do agree, but the anguish of the work is very well rewarding, don't you concur? And you're overcoat, my that is a nice touch!
Sephiroth: almost smile Thanks. Yours is eerily ominous too. You the villain?
Seymour: Afraid so. Ah, what a cruel hand my agent has dealt me! But the job does pay rather well and I get to "marry" and kiss a quite fine young lady. But the hero! The ignorant little baka!
Sephiroth: I know how you feel. The spiky-haired…
Seymour: …yellow-maimed…
Sephiroth: …back-stabbing…
Seymour: …woman-steeling…
Sephiroth: …oversized-sworded…
Seymour: …tight-assed…
Sephiroth: …short little…
Seymour/Sephiroth: …brat! they stare at each other
Seymour: . . . so, maybe we could, you know, go over our scripts together.
Sephiroth: That's sounds like it'd be quite invigorating.
Seymour: Indeed… May I have directions to your trailer?
Sephiroth: Of course, let me right it down for you.
Seymour: Thank you. I suppose I'll see you after the shoot.
Sephiroth: Of course. Well that's my call. I'll see you very soon.
Seymour: Ta ta. watches Sephiroth walk away Damn nice ass…