Thedarr 24: hey everyone!

Draconis23: Why am I such a pushover when it comes to this.

Thedarr 24: because we have nothing else to really do, and I had an idea on what to do, guess.

Draconis23: I have an idea or 3 and ordered them so you say yours and if they match up I'll say.

Thedarr 24: to love ru.

Draconis23: Ok that was number three but then again with you you always use the same 3 or 4.

Thedarr 24: meh, anyways wanna do the disclaimer? I made sure Deadpool does not interrupt ya.

Draconis23: I own nothing but my own tiredness, while thedarr 24 owns even less-

Neptune: He doesn't even own me!

Draconis23: Yes and I doubt anyone sees a problem with that except for the fact that you thought to say that.

Neptune: what do you mean Dracy?( Drak - e)

Draconis23: Your talking about slavery you did realise that.

Neptune: oh now i wonder if the readers will think of a different kind of slavery instead. Me and Darry, oh my how lewd. Huehuehuehue.

Alt Draconis23: Um other me what does lewd mean.

Thedarr 24: oh great who let dense draconis out of his reality?

Draconis23: Blame Neptune she is the one who left a portal open also is this going to turn into it's own story.

Thedarr 24: oh that just gave me another idea!

Draconis23: number 1

Alt drac: huh.

Draconis23: WHY IS HE STILL HERE.

Arceus: give me a sec. *opens a portal underneath alt drac. And neptune sending them somewhere else.*

Draconis23: And how many people do you think missed that comedy skit.

Thedarr 24: i dunno, but i will say my idea, i was originally gonna have it as a normal fanfic, but now i will make it into a crossover.

Draconis23: With?

Thedarr 24: which fourth wall breaking pervert did we kick out?

Draconis23: As I said number 1.

Thedarr 24: anyways, we don't own anything but our ideas, and oc's.

"RAAHHH" - pissed of speaking, and talking through paper

"What the?" - normal talking

'Oh no' - thinking

Today is a normal day in illinois.

"AAAAHHHHH," yep totally normal. "THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL." and this is the fourth wall breaking CPU, Neptune.

Meanwhile on the ground.

"Hey michael, do you hear that?" and this is Remington Darr, or rem. A semi-normal kid, he has brown hair with green eyes, and is wearing a dark green shirt with a power symbol on the back, and green camo pants. With side pockets, don't forget the side pockets.

*Kick* the guy now named Michael kicks Rem knocking him back a ways as he jumps back just in time for a body to hit the ground as the dust clears you see him with black hair brown eyes and wearing a dark hoodie and sweats "yes and if you tried to pinpoint the sound you would have realised it was coming from above us." He says.

"Ow… why did you ruin the potential fanservice moment?" came from the girl in the crater. She is short, with short purple hair, wearing what looked to only be a coat that seemed to with purple accents and d-pads as hair clips (thedarr 24: '+' for those of you that has no clue as to what i'm saying) 'why do I find her as childish as deadpool from the comics?' rem thinks.

"Because I would prefer to keep our bones healthy instead of turning them to mash." Michael says as though he didn't just see a person survive a fall of at least 20 stories.

She looks at Michael and replies, "oh, how cold."

"Um michael, new girl." rem starts.

"Yes, obvious main character?" neptune replied. While Michael is just looking at him.

"Watch out." was rems answer, and suddenly a figure lands on michael, causing him to fall onto the ground.

"This is why so many people get hurt. To many people wait till people respond to them giving the beginning of a warning instead of giving the entire warning. Seriously next time give the warning don't wait for a reply that is why I kicked you out of the way of the other one dim wit." Michael say rage just slightly leaking out of him like miasma. And then he noticed the figure that landed on him. She is wearing what seemed to be a type of maid uniform. Her hair is black & in twintails. She had this professional aura around her. And michael noticed that she is also cute.

"Oh sweet moon now cosplayer's are falling from the sky." He say.

"Ha, now i wonder how many girls are gonna land by us- GAH" rem was saying until another figure landed on him this time. "My spleen." he murmurs. The figure has a open white coat, with brown accents, that didn't go up to her shoulder, probably too big for her, it also had brown fur like stuff on the collar, she also was wearing what looks like only a nightgown underneath (thedarr 24: I think I got that right, never was good at identifying clothes.), plus she has a hat on.

And when rem looks at her, he notices that she looks cute which doesn't go unnoticed by michael.

"Well I am expecting that you are the last one to fall at least for today." Michael says finally standing back up just to sit down against a wall. "So now I believe introductions are in order."

The girl that landed on michael woke up slowly. And when she looked at him, she had a more noticeable blush. And then neptune gasped. "Oh no did Nowa fall for someone else. That means that 'he who conquered the tsun is now a lead'!" and those that are awake are deadpanning at neptune.

"Not likely after all the most dangerous encounters occur behind closed doors." Michael says.

"And i am not a tsundere neptune!" yelled 'nowa'.

"Yeesh, what is making all this racket?" woke the girl that is still on rems body, and now she is on his crotch. And now rem's blushing. And she has yet to even notice their compromising position.

*Sip* everyone looks to see Michael drinking from a cup.

"Oh… i get it, this is the fanservice moment." murmured neptune in the background. And thus everyone facepalmed simultaneously at the sametime.

Later at rems house.

So… i think we should let each other know who we are other than names." said rem.

"And how should we do that?" questioned the white themed loli.

"Hm… best way I can thinks is the same way team 7 did in naruto. I'll go first. The names Remington Darr. but i like to go by Rem. my like are reading, gaming, anime, building stuff like mocs and gunpla, watching videos, and writing fics. I don't really have any dislikes. My goal is… i actually don't know what my goal is." exampled rem. Then he gestured for michael to do the same.

"Seriously oh well my name is Michael. Likes well I guess tea and working with my hands or training. dislikes well *shrugs* As far as a goal well I figure keep it simple for now and just say live." Michael says.

Then noire decided to go next, "well my name is noire. My likes are tottallyhangingoutwithseveralofmyfriends, trying new stuff to try on." then she whispered 'michael too', then continued. "My dislikes are i guess when neptune tries to get out of work by being lazy at my basilicom. And goals would be becoming a VA."

'She does realise that whispering in this close of proximity is ineffective right?' Michael thinks.

'Well… why do i think that she was lying on the friends part?' was rems thoughts.

Now it's Blancs turn. "My name is Blanc. My likes would be my little sisters Rom and Ram. reading in a quiet area, writing novels, reading, and the snow. My dislikes are when people write in my manuscripts. And interrupting me while reading for idiotic reasons." she looks at neptune when she says that last part. "And a certain 'thunder tits' at some points. My goal would probably be writing the perfect novel, and having my novels get movie adaptations."

'Oh great there is another one.' Michael thinks mentally cringing.

'Thunder tits?' rem thinks in confusion.

"And im Neptune! The protagonist of protagonists! Even if i'm not the main protagonist. My likes are pudding, video games, and even more pudding. I don't have any dislikes accept those who dis the pudding empire. And my goals are even if i'm not the main protag, i'll become one of the main protagonist love interests. I know it, i feel it in my veins that this will be a harem fic. Right authors?" she looks through the screen at the two authors of this fic.

(Thedarr 24: i dunno, what about you Draconis?)

( Draconis23: I would love to guardians of the galaxy Jack in the box that statement but let's face it you're the main author so I have little control other than to stop typing.)

(Thedarr 24: well who should we stick her with? My oc, or yours… or the one based on my brother?)

(Draconis23: /command worldedit entity remove Neptune)

(Thedarr 24: /command worldedit undo. So that means we're sticking her with my brother, ok. I don't think our oc's could handle this neps craziness)

(Draconis23: You're kidding me right you are the one that loves to stick my character with the psychos so you can speak for yourself and don't think what I am saying means I'm upset with that choice but it does mean don't try to say you haven't done what you have.)

(Thedarr 24: meh, anyways let's have the story continue shall we?)

Meanwhile a person named christian has a shiver go down his back. And suddenly neptune says, "hey what do you mean by my craziness. This nep is 100% full sexy loliness." and both rem and michael deadpan.

While rem asks the other girls, "is she always like this?" obviously not hearing the all powerful authors.

"Guardians of the Galaxy Jack in the Box to all of this." Michael says.

"Anyways i think it's getting late, should noire stay at your place michael, while blanc and neptune stay here?" rem asks/suggests.

"Their choice not ours so ask them." Michael says. Noire nods yes while blanc picks up a book and sits down to read, and neptune walks up the stairs to meet someone on the second floor.

While rem replies. "Well i think thats your answer."

"Well hurry up then Noire we are going to need to set up a room for you to sleep in also any contracts my family asks you to sign don't unless you want to become a human guinea pig." Michael calls down from the top of the stairs.

Noire nods and follows michael, while rem says bye to them at the door.

Later at michael's house.

"Well mom dad a girl fell out of the sky and nearly crushed me and they have no place to go so." Michael says walking in while Noire stands outside but she can see the cringe spread throughout his body.

"Wait so Michael actually got a girlfriend everybody prepare for the souls of the damned to come flooding across the continent because hell just froze over." she hear a younger girl's voice call from down and in front of them.

"Wait so Michael finally brought a girl home well invite her in but remember keep your pecker in your pants or I'll chop it off." Another voice says clearly his mother

"Wait you said fell from the sky what do you mean by that." a male voice says this time as a man wearing a suit but with a face that look exactly like Michael's 'most likely his father' Noire thinks as she walks in.

"I mean exactly what I said she fell out of the sky dad and before you ask no she nor her friends had a parachute." Michael explains to the man.

"I see well the couch downstairs is probably the only place available for her to sleep unless…" The father says.

And noire got the subtle hint and her face got a healthy dosage of redness. "W-w-what do you mean by that!"

"I see well Michael if she is going to stay with you make sure your room is clean enough I know you are the cleanest of you three but we need to have a chat with your girlfriend." he says "Follow me." he finishes gesturing for Noire to follow him and for Michael to go upstairs. Noire follows michaels dad with a bit more blush than earlier due to the comment. But then she got it under control.

"So who are you and what do you see in my son." the mother asks.

Noire gets confused and asks, "what do you mean?"

"He is my only son so either you are new to love or you are playing the fool now what do you want with my son." the woman says radiating an aura that scares noire, and she swore she saw a hannya mask behind the mother.

Then noire sighed and said, "i am Noire, CPU of Lastation."

"Well it is a pleasure to be formally introduced Noire." Michael says annoyance on his face with a broken robot dog in his hand. "And Sister next time you set your robots to attack mode and set them up in my room you will not get even a single one back." He says an aura radiating off him similar to his mother's but a lot less developed.

Then noire has a downed look and asks, "Did you hear all of it?"

"Yup is there a problem with that because from where I'm standing they just put you through interrogation something even I wasn't going to do. A change in who you are isn't exactly something that's going to change how I'm viewing you either. We just met there's no way I would know everything about you. Now I believe this interrogation is over." Michael says a small smile on his face as he walks towards her.

And she smiles and says, "thank you." and then she hugs him.

"Gah. Apparently I didn't hear everything what did they say to make you want to hug me?" Michael says clearly uncomfortable.

And then she blushes and lets go. She looked away and said, "b-but this doesn't make me like you ok?"

"O...K… What did you guys say to her." Michael says looking at his family.

"We were just having her introduce herself and making sure she knew the house rules." His mother says. And noire shuddered remembering the hannya mask.

With Rem.

While blanc was reading she remembered to tell rem something. But when she looked towards him. She saw him typing up a story. And then was looking directly at him. She didn't notice, but it was a couple minutes till a man walked down the stairs. He had similar features to rem, but was obviously taller, but had a beard, 'must be his dad' she thought. Now this man kept looking between blanc and rem. Then had a grin.

"Hey rem." he said.

"Yo, whatcha need?" was rems reply.

"Well i need both yours, and your friends help if she can."

"Ok, but what about you blanc?" rem replied, then looked at the girl.

"Sure." she said while getting up. "I'll see what i can do."

"Perfect." came from rems dad.

Now the three of them are in front of a closet. Confusion is clearly on rems and blancs faces.

"So… what do you need from this closet?" rem asked. And blanc nodded.

This only made rems fathers grin widen as he put both of his hands behind the smaller ones backs. "It's not what i need, it's what most of this family has been asking you for a while." and then rem realized what was happening as he was pushed into the closet and he landed while sitting. Then it was blancs turn, she landed in a position that made their faces connect, evenly. Then before anything could happen, rems father slammed the door shut. And ran for it.

Meanwhile at michael's place he could hear the pained screams of an adult coming from rems direction.

"Michael training now." Michael's father says to him as he is sitting at the table.

"Fine dad but this time let's not break our shins." Michael says as he picks up a wooden ninjato as he walks out the back door as his father picks up a wooden greatsword one handed and swings it like a child's toy as he and his son face off.

And suddenly rems father crashes onto the yard with a ton of bruises.

"your wide open." Michael says as he slams his father's weapon into the ground and it gets stuck and Michael kicks him in the gut.

And a completely red faced rem and blanc landed right in front of rems father. And started to drag away the man. To his non death of doom.

Several people had thought they heard they screams of the screwed that night.

"Now pick up your weapon pops we have new guests." Michael says as two teens charged at them with wooden blades. While noire is eyeing a rapier that has the word prototype on a plaque by it.

"Well Jess you brought your brother this time and were going to try to beat me two on one seeing as you can't win alone well now my dad is with me you sure about this." Michael says. And the ensuing fight could only be described as a slaughter Michael's dad disarmed Jess in one blow and Michael was dogging his brothers attacks as though he wasn't even swinging unroll he stomped on the blade and poked him in the chest. "You lose." Michael says and the two are crestfallen as they walk back to their house.

"Well I guess that is enough for today." Michael's dad says.

"Hey um michael." asks noire.

"Yeah." Michael responds.

"Later could we spar?"

"Sure what weapon do you use." she then summoned a interesting short sword. It is a black blade with a silver edge, a red gem in the cross guard as well as blue l. by the gem.

"Ok one or two." Michael says

"I use one weapon." the tsun answered.

"Ok I'll get right on it for you." He says walking into the garage. and the sound of wood work could be heard if you looked for it late into the night.

The next day after school (3:15 PM)

"So… sorry about barging into your place yesterday while dragging my dad out michael." rem apologized as they exited the school building.

"Eh don't worry about it mate." Michael says

"Yeah… is oh look its my brother over there." rem says as he points to another person. This person is a bit taller than rem and michael. His skin is darker than them, but isnt black. He has black short curly hair that looks like a layer or two from becoming bald. He has black eyes. And is wearing black shorts with a blue shirt. He also has a black backpack. This is christian darr.

"yes so it is." Michael says flatly.

"And there is a space ship crashing down to the area in front of him too." rem says in the same tone.

"not my problem." Michael says severely tired. And it crash lands in front of christian causing him to fall on his but, and scares the surrounfing populace. Thankfully no one was killed.

"Why do i feel like this is the start to something from an anime?" rem asks.

"Neptune would probable say something about the authors." Michael says as he gets on the bus.

"Yeah, anyways wanna hunt some monsters?" rem asks as he pulls out a 3ds.

"No I need a nap haven't had any sleep." Michael barely yawns out.

"Alright." and rem pulls out a book.

- To be continued -

Thedarr 24: and done!

Draconis23: That took forever.

Thedarr 24: yep. But we got it done in less than 10 hours though.

Draconis23: If you say so

Thedarr 24: yep, but anyways this is the longest chapter we've done yet!

Draconis23: Yes and look at that deadpool never even showed up so we stayed focused.

Thedarr 24: true but thats because ive sicked plutia on him.

Draconis23: No I'm being serious here when you bring him up if I don't deal with it immediately you decide that he has to annoy me specifically so don't bring him back.

Thedarr 24: alright i won't, but someone will have to take his place you know.

Draconis23: No nobody has to you just want someone to.

Thedarr 24: ok, but i think there is something that i will do for this fic.

Draconis23: Adios

Omake:

Meanwhile rems dad is getting punished for his prank, christian is staring at a wrapped up box that appeared in his room while he went to do 'business' on the 'throne'.

So now curiosity got the better of him so he decided to open up the box. And to his surprise, it was a purple haired loli wearing only one of his coats.

"Surprise! Loli delivery. One loli for the harem protagonists needs!"

"..."

"Hey aren't you gonna say something?"

"..."

"Well are-" so cristian put the top of the box back on and wrapped it back up. He then scooted the energy drink he was drinking away.

"I think i had enough caffeine today." and such he went to bed.