Overstuffed bags towered around a huddled figure; the figure counted these backpacks and duffle bags once and then twice before folding his arms with a contented hum. Clothes that had proven too unsuitable for the upcoming trip littered the floor, along with a dozen empty candy wrappers. A pair of suitcases stood on either side of the room's door like magnificent statues, proudly displaying the red, white and blue colors of their fabric.

The figure rose to his feet, his blue eyes glinting with unsuppressed excitement. "Alright, that makes everything…Tony, my man, hand me my phone!"
With a cacophony of chirps that sounded oddly akin to profanities, a grey alien strode from the darkness and held forward an iPhone adorned in a glittery bald eagle plastic case.

The man took the phone and unlocked it with ease, pulling it close to his face and rapidly typing on the keyboard.

"Bitch, fucking, fucking."

"No, yeah, I'm sending it now!"

"Bitch, bitch!"

The lights in the room were turned on, revealing America. He was wearing none other than the suit of his people; the American Olympic Uniform of 2014.

"Okay, okay, coming, coming!"

America tossed his phone onto a nearby bag and trot out of the room.

The phone screen dimmed slightly, though the text was impossible to miss.

Sent to 204 contacts:

Sochii 2014


A/N from Hazel: Hello, guys! Guess who's back with another derp-fest of a story? :D This was actually based on a mash-up of a carnival we went to and our adventures at Animate!Miami. c: I suppose it's important to note that this story is not related to our other Spain and America's Adventure stories and that there probably will not be a continuity to this; this is a stand-alone SAA story. c:

A/N from LHPride: Okay well Hazel has pretty much covered everything that needed to be covered :3 Read, Review, Repeat! :D Author out! *FADESAWAY*