Author's Note: It took a lot of guts to post this for fear of being flamed to hell. But with all those ZADR, I thought this was okay. It's not even a romance, it's just this stupid thing I thought up. The tallests both like the same person, so they fight over her. It's actually going to be very humorous and not AT ALL serious. So please bear with me! _"

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim and stuff…

Tall meets Tall

Chapter One: Your Tall!

Three pairs of feet were heard clanking on the metal floor of the Massive. Two pairs belonged to escorts, and the third…

A door slid open into a slot that was concealed by a wall, and the three Irkens walked in.

"Sirs, the new coordination officer for the organic sweep has arrived." An escort said uneasily.

"So what do we care?" Red said, facing a monitor overlooking the planet that was too be sweeped in the next few days.

"Just send them to…" Purple, who was also looking at the monitor, turned around to look at the new recruit, but stopped his sentence short and turned Red around.

"Hey what the…" Red protested, then looked at the coordination officer.

It was a girl, she had light blue eyes and wore a navy blue shirt with the Irken symbol on it. She had a dark purple skirt with ice blue stocking like things over her legs. She had black boots and gloves and was…

"Hey your tall!" Red exclaimed.

Yeah she was tall. Almost as tall as the tallests, except…

"But an inch shorter than us!" Purple said.

...YES…I was going to say that!! Jeez…

The Irken girl ignored their comments.

"What is the deadline for the planet?" She asked.

"How come your tall??" Red asked back.

The girl looked irriated.

"Because I was born that way-what is the deadline?" She asked again.

"What is your name?" Purple questioned.

"Alva, now what is…"

"How come we've never heard of you?" Red said before she could finish asking the question again.

Alva shrugged.

"Is there anything else you would like to know before I ask anything?" She said.

"Um…" Purple rubbed his chin, "no-"

"Are you single?" Red asked suddenly.

Purple looked at him.

"What kind of question is that??" Purple yelled.

"My question!" Red shouted.

"That's a stupid question!"

"Oh yeah?"

The Tallests started pushing each other as the escorts and Alva watched.

Alva left after a few moments and the escorts soon followed.

"Hey you scared her away!" Red said.

"No it was you!" Purple accused, "why the heck would you ask something like that anyway??"

"Because how many girls do YOU know that are tall??"

Purple thought a moment.

"I was gonna ask that!" He said.

"No you weren't!"

"I was too you just interrupted me!"

"Liar."

The fighting continued…



Don't worry, they drive her insane in the end…oops I mean…augh…oh well. Please R&R…flames are expected! 0.o