This my tiny little oneshot. Some of it's a diary, the rest is a day in the life.


Ichigo was having the normal argument with Kishu. You know. The whole 'I WILL MAKE YOU MINE' thing. You could easily have heard them from half a mile away.

"Kishu. I HATE YOU."

"I know. But you've known me long enough to realize, I DON'T CARE."

"KISHU! Do you know what the definition of I HATE YOU is?"

"No. Not the textbook definition anyway."

"It means... "I WILL NOT MARRY YOU TODAY, OR ANY OTHER DAY! YOU ANNOY ME! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!"

Which I thought was kind of harsh.

My name is Minto. I'm a mew. Which sounds cool, but it isn't because it generally conflicts with my ballet sessions. I've been with the team since just after Ichigo. Which is annoying, because it means she's the leader when she BARELY EVER TURNS UP FOR FIGHTS ON TIME!!!


"Minto, stop reading out loud from your diary." Ryou sounded bored.

"HEY! I normally turn up to battles on time!!" Ichigo had a minor outburst. Everyone just looked at her.

"I call that denial."

"SHUT UP!!!

"Can I go back to my diary now?!" I had to ask. I was already irritated.

"Does that mean you're going to do more than just drink tea, Minto-chan?"

It was Retasu who said this. Which did, I have to say, surprise me, because she's normally really shy. I noticed at that point, that everyone else was looking at me in the same shocked way.

"What?"

"Oh my various gods! IS THAT A YES??"

"Yeah…"

"I owe you twenty thousand yen, Keiichiro." Said Ryou.

"You do know I hate you, right Ryou?" I asked.

"Yup."

"Good. I'm going to keep writing now."


As I was saying before- give me a second, everyone's reading this over my shoulder.


"DO YOU MIND???" and every one just looked at me and said:

"No." Even Purin said:

"No, na no da." Which annoyed me. A lot.

"Look, can't you all just GO AWAY??!!" They looked at me again

"No."

"Seriously Minto, we can't. We work here? You know what work is right? It's what you DON'T do every day."

"HEY! Tea tasting is work!!" They did it again.

"No."

Ichigo looked very happy for a split second, and whispered something to everyone. But me. At which point, Retasu said,

"But that's mean!" Everyone rolled their eyes. Including me, because I know a plot when I see one.

"Have you finished? Can I go back to my diary now?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"No."

Are you just going to keep saying no?"

"No." I grinned as they said it.

"Ichigo?" I said it sweetly.

"No."

"Are you hetero sexual?"

Ichigo just walked out of the room. Damn it.


They just keep going don't they?


"No."

"No."

"No."


Dear diary:

I may soon go mad.