"Alfred F. Jones" Stated the British gentleman. " You have been a bad boy."

America spun on his computer chair, "Hey, lay it easy on me would ya dude? I'm trying to read some marvel here!" He exclaimed, putting back on the headphones Britain had made him take off just minuets before.

" Don't go bloody interrupting my lectures you twat!" Arthur raged, although unsuccessful in regaining the younger nation's attention." Leave him be Angleterre, it's as if you WANT America to notice you." France muttered, taking yet another sip of wine.

"And you can shut up frog face!" Britain snapped at the innocent Francis. He sat down and rubbed his forehead as if soothing a migraine. "Honestly…I think I'm the only sane mind here sometimes…" Arthur said in a half-whisper.

Canada, who had apparently been there the whole time, turned to England. "Um, excuse me Britain.." Matthew stammered. Arthur looked at the quiet nation surprised at his sudden appearance.

"Oh Canada...I didn't see you there.." He said, sort of feeling guilty at not noticing Him there.

"Um, I was wondering… W-what exactly HAS America done wrong?" Canada asked, trying to hold up his brothers reputation.

England gave a hard stare at the blonde nation reading comics on the computer.

"The bloody bastards has only gone and lost all my tea….AGAIN."

France gave a chuckle. "Is that all? My, my you little tea sipper this is.. How do you say it…much ado about nothing?"

Arthur turned his stare to Francis.

"Did you just use MY Shakespeare?" Arthur exclaimed, raising his thick eyebrows.

"Why yes, yes I did."

With that the gentleman grabbed his leather jacket and stormed out the room.

"I'll be at the pub." He gruffly said, then slammed the door behind him.

America spun away from the computer.

"Listen to my totally awesome idea Brit…Britain?"

"He's gone." France tutted, "QUICK! Let's read his diary!"

"DUDE! That sounds like an awesome idea!"

"Um…are you sure this is ok..?"

But the others ignored poor Canada.

~Meanwhile~

Britain burst through the 'fox and hound's' doors and settled on a velvet bar stool.

"AH! Arthur! Not seen you round these parts recently, what a surprise!" The barman chirped.

Arthur gave a cold stare, "I'll have a single please…"

The barman raised an eyebrow.

" Yeah, your right. Make that a double."

The barman carried on chatting to the stressed nation; although all Arthur seemed to be doing was having shot after shot … after shot. Whilst that was going on, one of the staff was putting up a sign outside the pub. It read like so:

'Arthur's back in town! For one night only!'

Ello readers! I hope you enjoy my…. VERY. FIRST. FANFIC.

*gives herself a pat on the back*

Well I'm aiming for this to be funny, so any one-liners would be very much appreciated in the reviews

~ (っ╹ヮ╹)っ (Also critiques and e.t.c would be good.)

Just so you know, I've already written Chapter two (In which Sealand knows all) and halfway through Chapter three (In which Arthur is romantic)…

But its all on paper…ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

SO! When I type it up..(soon-ish?) It will be uploaded AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

See you soon~

Thebritishgirlchild.