Disclaimer: I don't own LotR (Tolkien's heirs/state does) nor do I make money for this. The song is part of the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights by Mel Brooks, so the song also doesn't belong to me.
You can find the song here: youtube . com /watch?v=6jaW5DtKxFE (take out the spaces)
Original Song: Men in Tights
Song from the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights, sung by Legolas and the Lorien Elves.
Elves in Tights
We're elves, we're elves in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're elves, we're elves in tights.
We fight the orcs and protect the men, that's right!
We may look like pixies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're elves, we're elves in tights,
Always on guard protecting the people's lives.
We're elves, MANLY elves, we're elves in tights.
Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're elves, we're elves in tights.
We fight the orcs and protect the men, that's right!
We may look like pixies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're elves, we're elves in tights
TIGHT Tights
Always on guard protecting the people's lives.
When you're in a fix just call for the elves in tights!
WE'RE BUTCH!
A/N: It's been a while since I've written anything. College and life got crazy, now I'm able to relax and write. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy.
Reviews are always welcome, constructive criticism is also welcome, just no insults please; we can be civil.
Also, I'm placing here a list of the following chapters original songs, just to make things a bit easier and you guys know which song it is:
Chapter 2, Arwen: Original song is Beautiful Stranger, by Madonna
Chapter 3, Sauron: Original song is Get the Party Started, by Pink
Chapter 4, Eowyn: Original song is Frozen, by Madonna
Chapter 5, Frodo: Original song is Yesterday, by The Beatles
Chapter 6, Gollum: Original song is Every Breath You Take, by The Police
Chapter 7, Boromir: Original song is New York, New York, by Frank Sinatra
Chapter 8, Faramir: Original song is Uptown Girl, by Westlife
Chapter 9, Aragorn: Original song is Blue Collar Man, by Styx
