Hey guys! New author here, this is my first fanfic. Read and give me pointers (review). I like reading fanfiction, but I seem to have run out of the good ones to read, if anyone could suggest any in a review would be great.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my Computer and Ideas. A certain douche owns it and ruined it.

It was a clear day in Konohagakure, the sun was gleaming, almost no clouds, and the academy just let out for 'summer break'. Meanwhile, in a park, in the sandbox, in the corner, somewhere in the vast village, was a child. It was a strange child, with blonde hair that shined like gold, and eyes blue as the ocean. Of course, some people would say his hair looked like piss and his eyes were cold as ice, but they aren't very important, for now at least.

He was the resident idiot of the village, and could aptly be described as scum. He did nothing but run around, scream, and piss people off with pranks. He was weak, slow, and stupid beyond what should be possible for the Jinchuuriki of the Kyubi. His one redeeming quality was his willpower and absolutely mind boggling chakra reserves, which was nothing in the face of all his faults. He was the worst candidate for a shinobi that the Leaf had since the 3rd Shinobi War. He was loud, not stealthy, honorable, trusting, immature, brash, had a hero complex, wore his heart on a sleeve, had a whole lot of compassion, and should have joined the warriors instead. He was also weak, slow, stupid, shitty control, and pissed people off.

However, he was not alone, despite him being so utterly useless and pathetic, for he was still the Jinchuuriki of Konoha. He was also, conveniently enough a small, cute child. One who had the affection and the attention of the Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi and a certain Ichiraku Ramen Stand.

As this kid was mentally hampered, he actually agreed to his teacher's treachery and was planning on how to best steal a very important scroll from the Hokage.

In Naruto's mindscape:

"This kid, is just so fucking stupid..." The Kyubi deadpanned from within the retarded boy. "Even Kushina wasn't this dumb" The mighty epitome of devastation was torn between facepalming, laughing, and whimpering. Why whimpering? When Naruto died, the Kyubi would have to wait 3 months in a limbo-like state of complete and utter boredom before reforming, and being bored like that sucks.

It was probably time to mention at this time that Kurama was the size of a deer and lying on a suspiciously humanoid body with blood red hair. (1)

"Hey!" the lump of 'flesh' (2) beneath him exclaimed and slapped his face, "I'm not dumb! You ma-". She was cut off as Kurama shifted slightly. She shuddered a bit but remained silent. Kurama raised his head.

"You let Minato touch you, give you a kid, and then make said kid into a scapegoat for your wonderful loving village." Kurama laughed in her face, much to her fury.

"Hey! Konoha is a great village! Minato-kun was a great guy! The people were all so nice to-". She was cut off again as Kurama shifted a bit more. She shuddered and mewled a bit. Once Kurama was sure she was silent, he once again looked at her.

"You realize this is the village that abandoned Uzugakure in their time of need right? And it was also your beloved husband who did this to your dear child." Kurama wore a smug expression as her face contorted and tears gathered at the edge of her eyes. He then pulled his head back down and nuzzled into her neck, before rolling so she was on top of him, and he held her gently, secured with his tails and moved his tails back and forth in an effort to calm her.(3)

"I almost feel bad." The Kyubi thought. "Almost." He once again began to brood on how to escape, and of course bringing Kushina with him.(4)

He was scared, and he was running through the forest. "Iruka!" He cried a bit as he ran, tears dripping down his face. He had been so scared, oh so terrified when Mizuki appeared with 2 others, dark figures in dark cloaks. He had screamed when they took out Iruka and fled the scene. In his mind, he could still see the blood splattered around the clearing, and multiple kunai handles sticking out of his beloved teacher's chest. He was so scared, he couldn't think straight and ran into a tree. He felt pain, and that threw him out of shock and slowly grew angry. "WHY ME!"

He rage as he ran until he lost himself to the overwhelming power. He paused in place as red energy started to bubble out of his pores and slowly started to form a tail. Kurama, now in control, laughed out loud, sounding quite deranged as 2 tails split from the first. He turned around and ran back to confront the traitors.

They met in the tree tops, both sides glaring at the other. "We got you now Kyubi-brat!" laughed Mizuki as he started to pull back his arms. Just then he noticed the red cloak and the very unsettling grin that had no place on an academy failure. His side all tensed. Then, Kurama raised Naruto's neck, and small ball formed in front of his face, pulsing and growing in intensity.

"Oh fuck!" Mizuki exclaimed as he held up his oversized projectile. "Well well well, it seems we were all right about you being a demon, eh Naruto?" he spoke with false bravado, preparing his legs to sprint back to Konoha.

"AHAHAHAhahahaa..." Kurama's laughter trailed off. "Sorry, Naruto is sleeping right now." At this, all 3 of the offending shinobi swore, turned tail, and ran. Kurama opened Naruto's mouth and ate the ball, before puffing up.

"IMARI!"Kurama screamed and a beam of devastation blew out of his mouth towards the traitors. The Imari was weaker than normal though, from both a human host as well as only 3 tails.

The 3 shinobi turned around and showed that they finished hand seal sequences. Mizuki's 2 accomplices slammed their hands into the ground, and 2 shouts rang out into the night.

"Donton: Doryuuheki!" and 2 earth walls rose up to take the brunt of the attack, while Mizuki himself brought his hands to his mouth.

"Katon: Ryuuka!" A stream of fire flew from his mouth and met the beam head to head. The beam blew straight through the flames, punched a hole in the first wall, and was finally stopped by the second. The trio then jumped from the trees onto the ground and continued running.

Kurama howled and flew after them, a storm of red, claws, and teeth, right back to the clearing with Iruka. The Hokage and his guards who just finished apprehending the traitors tensed up. When Kurama saw who it was, he grit his teeth and prepared to charge, fully aware he would be put down. Kurama couldn't actually win, but Sarutobi putting down the Kyubi would mean putting down his surrogate grandson, which he was reluctant to do. The ever professional ANBU silently moved to guard the Hokage, ready to be commanded.

"KURAMA PLEASE!" Kurama winced as that rang out in his head,"Don't do it, please..." Kushina started to cry again, "Its the old man...". He sighed, halted his charge, and looked balefully at the group. He mentally groaned, "Fine." and then swore, "Now I have to comfort her again... fuck!"

"Your lucky this sack of flesh has a great deal of affection for you..." he growled and slowly retreated back into the seal. (4)

Naruto's eyes slowly turned blue. The child let out a painful, "Wha?-" before he collapsed on the ground, smoke rising from his skin, and out of his open mouth.(5)

Sarutobi slowly stalked towards the prone body of the child, extremely knelt down, checked Naruto's pulse and sighed.

"Cat! Bring Naruto to the hospital, you too Dog and Snake. The rest of you, send the traitors to Ibiki." The Shinobi no Kami willed, and his will was done. The ANBU nodded and disappeared. The 3 criminals shuddered in their sleep.

"Someone take Iruka to the Hospital too."

Iruka just laid there, bleeding out on the forest floor, until Frog picked him up and sped off.

In the Hokage Room:

"Kami why!" the old man cried out. He punched his desk and swore, both his knuckles and his desk cracked. "I must recall Jirayia to look at the seal." He recomposed himself before healing his hand. While in the process, his door creaked open, and a certain cripple walked into the room.

The moon shined through the window, and landed on the cripple's bandaged eye.

"Hiruzen!" the cripple said, moving closer to the Hokage, leaning slightly on his cane.

Sarutobi's eyes narrowed, "Danzo..."

How was it?

1) I'll leave their activities up to your own interpretation.

2) Mindscape, so not really flesh.

3) I'm under the assumption that when you seal something, it stays in the same condition. Minato sealed Kushina while she was in a very emotional state, so she will always be very moody. Minato sealed Kurama after freeing him from the sharingan, so Kurama is reasonable. He has a clear head, but will still get pissed easily.

4) Kurama isn't a complete asshole, but you can tell he is taking advantage of the situation.

5) Kurama doesn't want to admit that Naruto couldn't handle enough Youki to take out Sarutobi or that Kushina was still 'alive', so he lied. Naruto was in a state like sleeping when this happened. He is steaming cuz the power of the Kyubi.