This is how Cho really got into Ravenclaw. ( Somebody gave me this idea on another site. )

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"Chang, Cho," Professor McGonagall called.

I sat down nervously and as soon as the hat was on my head I started chanting in my head:

Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw.

"Ah, so it's Ravenclaw you want? But you're intelligence is not fit for Ravenclaw. You'd be better off in Hufflepuff."

"No," I cried, "my mum expects me to be in Ravenclaw."

"But you'd do so much better in Hufflepuff."

"Please?!"

"No. I'm sure you belong in Hufflepuff, Cho."

"But.. I'll get hurt if I go home for the holidays and they find out I'm in Hufflepuff." I looked around and thought of a way to get into Ravenclaw. I just remembered how much galleons I have in my Gringotts bank from doing various jobs. "What if I paid you 5 galleons?"

"Sorry Chang, but bribing will not work on me." I looked around in impatience and everybody looked mad and bored. I'm guessing they're sick of waiting for me.

"Okay, I'm sure it doesn't. But 100 galleons isn't bribing now is it?"

"I'd stop if I were you."

"But if I give it to you, and you just happen to put me in Ravenclaw, that'd work too."

"How much galleons?"

"500 is my last offer."

"Fine. But, I did re-think it and by you thinking of bribing, it does mean you are kind of smart."

"Thank-you." I smiled.

"I was just kidding. You belong in… RAVENCLAW!" said the Sorting Hat, yelling when he said Ravenclaw.

Oh how mum will be pleased. I hope she doesn't get mad I spent quite a bit of our money.

I know it's short, but I just found it funny and something to do. ;D Hope you liked it!