Okay! Hello to everyone.

A new Ask Sanji column is remade, after 3 years of the Ask Sanji: Season Two which was discommisoned by my co-author. But now im riding solo, I can do whatever! Lets get it on...

SANJI TONIGHT…

Sanji: Hallo, hallo, and welcome to Sanji Tonight, new and REVAMPED version of the Ask Sanji: Season 2.

Rusty: and the author, yours truly, beside him.

Sanji: okay, so why are you here, this is MY show, and not guests allowed till I say SO.

Rusty: Well, im here to watch over you, god knows what are you going to make this show into when im not here.

Sanji: SO? I can take care of myself!

Rusty: okay, you said so. Now im a permanent guest here. Thanks Sanji, I owe you one.

Sanji: …? HOW DARE YOU PULL ONE RIGHT OUTTA ME!

Rusty: *ignores* Well, of coure before going out and play, there's always RULES to be followed in order to play a game.

Sanji: HEY THIS IS MY SHOW, I MAKE TH—

Rusty: THE RULES… are stated below…

ONE) You can ask Sanji any questions. May it be problems, learning facts, secrets, etc. Just as long as they are SENSIBLE. Nonsense will not be tolerated. Mild randomness is okay, but going too over the line will have their messages to Sanji EXCLUDED.

TWO) You can sak Sanji MINIMUM of one question and a MAXIMUM of 25. Anything more than 25 will be EXCLUDED.

THREE) Cuss words and swearing is alright, but keep it to a minimum. After all this show is for the haters too, right?

Sanji: I hate it when your're bossy… sniff!

Rusty: that's about it. And Sanji, there are rules for you too…

Sanji: WHATT?

Rusty: Here…

ONE: NO FAVORITISM. Sure you like a lotta girls, but sticking to only one isn't fair for the others, so don't finger pick one and get away with it, YA HEAR?

TWO: REMEMBER THE GENTLEMAN'S ETIQUETTE. Respect the ladies. Don't be rude, ERONESS will not be tolerated. In some cases, this rule is sometimes not followed necessarily.

Sanji: huh?

THREE: THE MORE THEY HATE, THE MORE YOU SHOULD LOVE. HATERS of Sanji flamers, are very much welcome to the show. They have a right too. So Sanji, LOVE your haters as they HATE you.

Sanji: YOU'RE GETTING ON MY BUTTONS NOW… IMMA KILL YOU!

Rusty: Letter formats go in any style, may it be formal or informal. Just make sure its addressed to Sanji. If you have any questions for the author too, it'll be also entertained.

Sanji: Ok, boss, when can I start..? I CANT WAIIT!

Rusty: Just as soon as the readers leave a review, okay? So leave us a review and Sanji'll get right to it. Ja.

Sanji: I CANT WAIT! GIRLLS! I LOVE YOUU!

Being serious sure beats the hell outta me! So anyways guys, its clearly stated above what has to be followed, Sanji included. So drop a review, and I'll magically entertain it, okay? Criticisms welcome. –