Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.

My name is Ash Ketchum and I used to be a spy for the Kanto Government. Until... "We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted." When you're burned you got nothing, no poke, no pokedex, no pokemon, no badges, and you're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. "Where am I?" "Cerulean City." You do what work comes your way, and rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger happy ex-girlfriend:

Misty: "Should we shoot them?"

An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI:

Gary: "You know spies, a bunch of bitchy little girls."

And family too... if you're desperate:

Delia: "Don't forget to change your underwear!"

A/N: This is my first attempt at Fan Fic, I thought this could eventually maybe prove amusing.