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Hogwarts, 1976-1977
Chapter 1: Laughter.
Narrator P.O.V. (with Lily)
Lily was walking to the Great Hall with her best friend Alice. They had just gotten up, and it was the first day of Hogwarts in her seventh year. She'd gotten head girl, which she was extremely ecstatic about, the only problem was her fellow head. Yes, yes James Potter. The day she'd found out who her fellow head was could quite possibly have ruined her happy buzz about being head girl.
"Lily? Lily?! Are you even here on this planet with me?" asked Alice.
"What are you talking about? Of course I'm here! I was listening!" came lily's reply.
"Then what did I just say, Lily?"
"How much you love me and don't want to bite my beautiful head off?"
"No. I was telling you that I needed help on my Transfiguration homework from McGonagall, but since you apparently don't care-"
"Of course I care Alice! You know that I have more important things on my mind right now!" Lily almost shouted at Alice.
"Well if you're talking about James then-"
"No! For the last Godforsaken time I will NOT go out with him Alice! He's conceited and annoying and not really very smart either! The only thing he ever really worries or cares about is his Quidditch!"
"Well, Lily if you would let me finish one sentence, I would say I have the solution to your-"
"No one has the solution to my problems, Alice! I am having a young life crisis here! No one knows how it feels to be P.M.S.-ing and living in the same quarters as someone whose presence is really not helping the 1st situation! No one!"
"Lily! Don't interrupt me one more time or I swear I will kill you!"
Lily waited a while just in case Alice wanted to say something else. Nothing happened. "Sorry. My mistake."
"There now, we've got that sorted out. How about we sit down. People are beginning to stare." Replied Alice.
"Alice, I've got some important news for you."
"What is it, Lily? Are you pregnant? OH MERLIN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!" yelled Alice.
Everyone turned to stare at the blonde and redhead sitting together. Lily went bright red and said "Because I'm not you idiot. Good job. You've gotten the entire school starting. I was going to tell you that we already are sitting! I hope you're happy with yourself. Good day to you." And stormed out of the Great Hall to her first class.
