Hey guys, Sorry about Ascending Hybrid being put on hold, I have just had so much Writers Block and would appreciate any help. Bu I shall prevail and finish it….. eventually. So yes here is Why me, Why Me! A Fanfic about Gohan having to go on a field trip to CC. I know it has been so many times but it is an awesome template for a FF. So hopefully mine doesn't disappoint. Enjoy.

A/N THIS IS RE-WRITTEN, I HAD MADE A FEW MISTAKES BEFORE, THEY HAVE BEEN FIXED.

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Dragonball, Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT, if I did they would have a sequel by now.

Why me, Why me! Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Fuck!

Gohan POV

Shit, I'm late again, I shouldn't be racing around in the morning and having to rush to school.

'Mom why did you make me go!' I moaned internally. As I skidded around the corner I saw a familiar door, Number 214. After sprinting, as humanly possible to it I open it slowly and walk in.

3…2…1…Now!

"Gohan Son, how many times do I have to tell you, you need to be present for roll call!" He scolded and I did what I usually did, I looked at my feet and muttered, "Yes, Sir. Sorry sir." Then I quickly got to my seat.

"Really Gohan?!" Videl whispered across from Erasa, her BFF.

"What, I got caught up in traffic!" I whispered back defensively.

The teacher had just finished roll call, "Right everyone listen in." he began fishing out some yellow forms from his briefcase. "We have been given the amazing opportunity by none other than the famous Bulma Briefs to join her at her workplace and Home, Capsule Corps, to learn about what the company does and what life is like after school."

I paled and Erasa, Videl and Sharpener, the school jock noticed, he looked across at me and whispered, "Hey Nerd, whats so bad about that?"

"FUCK!" I yelled and slammed my head on to my desk, and further more on to the floor.

"Mr. Son, mind your tongue or I shall send you to the Prinicpal's office.

Then the commotion began, I should have stayed quiet. All I heard now with my sensitive hearing is, "What's so bad about meeting one of the world's most famous people?" and "WTF, how did he not get injured from that, never mind that how did he do it?"

My friends just looked at me dumbstruck by my outburst and by what I had done.

"ALRIGHT CLASS! SETTLE DOWN!" The teacher bellowed and all noise ceased.

"Thank you, now each of you must take a form when you leave to go to your lessons, Mr. Son, please stay behind, I'd like a quick word with you."

Everyone got up and left leaving me with the teacher.

"Do you understand why you are here Gohan?" he asked in a more civil tone.

"Because you asked me to stay sir." I replied keeping my anger in check.

"Thank you, now please tell me why did you shout obscenities across my classroom?"

"Because I know the Briefs personally and I don't like to brag about it, sir." I replied after a minute of hesitation.

"Oh really, Mr. Son, I think you need to try harder than that to find an excuse for your actions."

"No, sir, I'm honestly serious."

"Prove it." He said bluntly, "Ring Bulma Briefs' Personal number."

"Ok." I replied pulling out my cell phone. I quickly went to my contacts list and selected Bulma, then a pressed ring and put it on loudspeaker.

After five tones she picked up, "Hey Gohan, what's the problem?"

"Hey Bulma, I was just proving to my teacher that I know you personally."

"Oh, well sir, if you can hear me, this is the One and Only Bulma Briefs and I can assure you that I know Gohan and his entire family, personally."

My teacher looked from me to the phone and back.

"WOMAN! MY MACHINE IS BROKEN AGAIN! FIX IT!" I heard Vegeta yell.

I quickly ended the call and left the teacher stuttering to himself. After explaining to my teacher of my next class why I was late I went to my regular seat.

The rest of the morning went by like a breeze, no questions about what I had done to my desk or why I had yelled obscenities. At Lunch I decided I was going up to the roof. After arriving I sat down and began to dig into my mom's delectable cooking, man she was a great cook. After grabbing my first bowl of spaghetti I noticed that the other three had found out where I had gone and joined me.

"Hey guys." I said wincing pre-emptively for the bollocking that was to come.

"Hey." They muttered. Wow their day must have been shit so far, usually they have a lot of energy by lunch.

"Would you like some food?" I asked concerned that they seemed a bit out of it.

"Nah, no thanks Brains." Sharpener sighed.

"Seriously what's up with you three?"

"You, how are you so strong that breaking a desk doesn't even give you a scratch?" Videl piped up, finally looking up from her abandoned bag of fruit.

"A lot of hard work and training."

"What is?"

"Well you asked how I broke the desk without injury, that was my answer." I replied slowly.

"DON'T SPEAK TO ME AS IF I'M BRAIN DEAD!" She screamed at me.

I actually decided to back away from where I was and relocated to the other side of the roof, unluckily they could still see what I was doing.

I picked up me cell and rang Bulma again.

"Hello?"

"Hey Bulma, can ask of you a huge favour?"

"Sure kiddo, shoot."

"When I arrive with my class can you, Vegeta and Trunks try not to embarrass me or reveal who or what I am?"

"Well I can and Trunks can, when Veggie's not around but I can't promise anything solid."

"Ok, thanks anyway. Oh and Bulma how's Icarus?"

"He's doing fine, I bet he'll be glad to see you next Monday."

"Probably, sorry ive got to go, the bells gonna go and I don't want to be late for class."

"Ok, I'll see you on Saturday, Goten's staying over until Sunday evening, Your Mom's picking him up so you should come and you can stay over on Sunday. Then on Monday you can just mingle in the city until your class arrives."

"Thanks Bulma, but please don't embarrass me."

I ended the call and suddenly felt three eyes on me.

"Gohan, who was that, your girlfriend?" Erasa said jokingly.

"Nope, that's just A family friend."

"Oh." They said, obviously thinking that it was more than what I meant it to be.

The bell suddenly burst into its chorus of sound waves we all walked back to class, Gym was after roll call so it would be fun. I really wanted to show off so I wasn't just "the nerd" but I'd have to reel in my ki for that and that's just boring.

"Right then!" the coach shouted, "Who here has any Martial Arts Training?"

I saw Videl step forwards as well as three other males, one of them Sharpener, I also stepped forwards, to everyone's shock.

"Right, you five each name off and tell us which training style you taught under." He asked.

"Videl Satan, Satan training school of Martial Arts."

"Sharpener Lead, Satan training school of Martial Arts."

"James Davidson, Satan training school of Martial Arts."

The other boy stepped back after saying he had only had two lessons from a friend.

"Gohan Son, Turtle Hermit style Martial Arts, Demon Style Martial arts and my own developed style." After finishing everyone's jaws hit the floor, they looked as if they'd seen not one but ten ghosts.

"Right then." Coach said regaining his composure. "Mr. Son, seeing as you have been taught by the Turtle hermit, you and Mr. Lead with spar in the first ring, Miss. Satan and Mr. Davidson with spar in the second."

All four of us went to our respective rings. I began to stretch as normal and Sharpener did the same, I began to crack my knuckles slowly and intimidatingly and I smiled at Sharpener.

"Oi! Brains, no bad blood okay?"

"Sure." I responded crouching into my stance.

"Lead, you may have a problem." Coach warned. "That stance is flawless, kid how long have you done martial arts?"

"About 13 years."

"Mr. Lead, how about you?"

"3 and a half sir."

"Sir?" I asked quickly dropping my stance.

"Yes?"

"Can I remove my shirt so it doesn't get damaged?"

"Sure."

"Trying to impress someone Brains?" Sharpener taunted.

"Nope." I said removing my shirt, "Just getting comfy."

"Holy Shit!" someone shouted from the sides, "The Nerd's ripped like a god."

"QUIET!" Coach yelled. "Are all fighters ready?"

We all nodded in response, "Begin!"

Sharpener jumped from his stance while I still bowed respectfull removing my shirt, "Just getting comfy."

"Holy Shit!" someone shouted from the sides, "The Nerd's ripped like a god."

"QUIET!" Coach yelled. "Are all fighters ready?"

We all nodded in response, "Begin!"

Sharpener jumped from his stance while I still bowed respectfully. As his fist swung around his body I lifted myself onto my left leg and jumped over him. Then I jabbed him lightly in the back of the neck and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. Out cold.

I bowed to his unconscious body and turned to the other fight, Videl was on the assault but Davidson's techniques were rather solid, defensively. I began to redress and saw that Sharpener was groaning, waking up from his slumber.

"Hey you okay?" I asked him after he recovered, I offered him my arm and he grasped it and again being as light as possible pulled the man up.

"Okay can anyone tell me why each those who won did?"

"Because Gohan's had a longer time of training than Sharpener."

"Is that true Mr. Son?"

"Well I stopped training seriously 7 years ago, so maybe."

"Seven years and your stance is still flawless, wow."

"What of Miss. Satan's victory?"

"Because she's her father's daughter."

"Okay class dismissed."

How was that Guys, hopefully this will get a good response with readers. I know it is sort of cliché but I may include Mirai if I feel like it even just as a cameo. But yeah I hope you enjoyed this and please read the next chapter if it is up.

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