Simple Minded

Author: The X-filer

Summary: just a little bit of light humour

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story and idea

Here we go

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"hey Scully?"

"yes Mulder?"

"It's dark in here"

"I know Mulder"

"why is it dark Scully'

"Cause there's no lights on"

silence

"did the sun blow a fuse?"

"no Mulder"

"but you said it was dark"

"no Mulder you said it was dark"

silence

"hey Scully"

"yes Mulder?"

"why did the Sun blow a fuse?"

"It didn't"

"then why is it dark"

"because it's night"

"oh"

silence

"something touched my leg!"

"it was me Mulder"

"who are you?"

"you don't know?"

silence

"are you my conscience?"

"no Mulder"

"Are you the Alien from My toilet?"

sighs

"yes Mulder, I'm the alien from your toilet"

"hey Alien what is you favourite food?"

pauses

"I not going to even dignify that with a response"

"why not alien"

"Its Scully Mulder"

"Scully?"

"Yes Mulder, it's Scully"

Pauses

"You ate My Alien!"

"No Mulder, I didn't eat your alien he went home"

"oh, who are you?"

sighs

"Scully, Mulder, My name is Scully"

"Scully?"

"yes Mulder Scully"

"you Know I used to have a friend called Scully"

sighs

"Yes Mulder I know"

"hey Scully"

"yes Mulder?"

"Its dark in here"

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A\N

Don't ask me I haven't the faintest clue why I wrote it

It don't even make any sense LOL

Any ways if you liked the weirdness, let me know

My brain is a strange thing

Thanks for any reviews I'm not expecting any

ps, i know Mulders not that stupid lol