Hello everyone yet another story that I've gone over again to fix any mistakes and such that I missed the first time around.

Do You Know Your Wife?

"Hello everyone and welcome to this weeks the Newlywed Game, I'm your host Sherri Sheppard." Sherri says walking out. "We have three very interesting couples this week. First up is a couple who has been married for one month is Cooter Mankins and Shannon Besite." she says as they both walk out waving before taking their spots in the first two stools. "Next up is a couple who were literally just married mere hours before this show William Shuester and Emma Pillsberry." she says as Emma walks over to her stool and sprays Clorox on it. "Wow clean freak. Oh well our final couple is that famous pair who was married about nine months ago Brittany and Santana Lopez-Pierce." she says as Brittany yanks Santana out with her.

"Fucking finally a host I don't want to kill the moment I see them." Santana grumbles as Brittany pulls her into her lap.

"Be nice," Brittany says sweetie, but with a warning tone underneath.

"I'll be nice if no one perves on you, but we have yet to be on a show where someone doesn't perve on you so I'm not holding my breath." Santana retorts.

"Now since we do have a lesbian couple on it had been predetermined that Santana will answer with the husbands." Sherri says ignoring the conversation the two women are having. She has been warned by many hosts to beware of the as they put it the scary Latina and her very nice blonde wife.

"Honestly lady can't we just get on with this. I needs to gets my mack on and my second honeymoon." Santana growls only being held back by Brittany.

"Santana be nice and calm down." Will lectures.

"So as you were all told you've each answered three questions that your spouse will answer. First up to answer is the wives. I hope you women are ready." Sherri says waiting for everyone to agree.

"Yep,"

"Of course,"

"Haven't lost yet,"

"Good now our first question is What is his or her favorite meal you cook?" Sherri asks, "first up to answer is Shannon. So Shannon what do you think Cooter said."

All the women are now sitting with a wall between the husbands and wives. Shannon is thinking very hard as is Emma. Only Brittany is unfazed by the question at all.

"Come on Coach you're taking longer than Brittany when she's taking a math test." Santana shouts earning a giggle from Brittany.

"Um miss no talking-" Sherri is cut off by Will.

"Santana will do as she wishes so it's best to just go with the flow." he suggests glancing over at the scary Latina.

"He's right," Brittany confirms.

"Okay so Shannon what is your answer?" Sherri asks.

"Pot roast," Shannon guesses shrugging hoping she is right.

"Cooter,"

"Chicken parmesan," Cooter says a little upset that Shannon hadn't gotten it right.

"Well Emma now it's your turn, same question." Sherri says smiling.

"Hmm that's a little hard, but I'm going to have to go with my mac and cheese." Emma says after thinking for several minutes.

"Finally, but you know that you're wrong the vest dressed man hates mac and cheese." Santana laughs as the look on Will's face tells everyone that she's right.

"San pipe down," Brittany scolds.

"Sorry babe," Santana says looking at the ground.

"Okay, William,"

"It's steak and mash potato," Will says dropping his eyes.

"Well so far this has been a bust question. I guess we've learned who needs to talk about what they like to eat more, Brittany it's your turn same question." Sherri says smiling thinking this blonde won't get it right.

"This is easy she likes it when I reheat our leftovers Chinese food." Brittany says smiling knowing she's right.

"Santana," Sherri whines not wanting to have to invite the woman to say anything as she talks enough as it is.

"My baby is so right. Love you hun." Santana yells, "I'd kiss you, but I'm not a loud to and you'd kill me if I did." she continues trying to convey how much she loves the blonde.

"Well after one question only Brittany and Santana got the question. Now on to the next question. We'll start with you this time Emma. What type of movie does your spouse like most?" Sherri says smiling.

"This should be good," Santana says chuckling.

"San if you don't keep your mouth shut for the rest of this round unless it's to say that I'm right, you won't be getting any for quite some time." Brittany threatens.

The audience ooes at this and Santana scolds, but doesn't say anything she knows that her wife serious and she'll be damned if she doesn't get her mack on after this show.

"I'm going to go with Comedy." Emma says as the argument between Brittany and Santana if you can call it that is over.

"Will,"

"You're right babe," Will shouts very excited.

"I can't believe it," Emma says smiling.

"Neither can I," Santana whispers to herself.

"Well Brittany what's your answer?" Sherri asks.

"I would have to say Horror though I personal hate them." Brittany says frowning trying to think hard.

"Santana,"

"You have no idea how much I love you babe." Santana gushes.

"I know," Brittany says confidently.

"Enough Shannon it's your turn." Sherri says already getting frustrated with the two women.

"Action?" Shannon shrugs really having no idea.

"Cooter,"

"Really Shannon Action? We both like Sports Documentaries." Cooter growls, he really hates to lose.

"Our next question is Where was your first official date? And Brittany you get to go first." Sherri says actually liking this question.

"That's easy peasy. It was at Breadstixs the first day that Rory was at school or maybe the second." Brittany trails off thinking.

"Santana,"

"Babe I'm so eating out of you when we finish filming." Santana shouts grinning like an idiot.

"Cool, I can't wait," Brittany shouts back.

"Let's move on Shannon your turn." Sherri says trying to get away from that conversation as fast as possible.

"Our first date, hm...I'd have to say that it was at Breadstixs." Shannon says trying to remember where they're first date would have been.

"Cooter,"

"Finally," is all Cooter says smiling that she finally got one right.

"Now on to Emma, your turn." Sherri says.

"Come on think of it, I don't think we actually ever went on a date." Emma says as Will's face goes ashen.

"Will,"

"I said Sectionals, but she's right." Will says ashamed.

"That said, but moving on we are now finished with this portion of the show. In the lead with fifteen points is Brittany and Santana followed by both Emma and William and Shannon and Cooter who both have five points. After we get back from our commercial break the men and Santana are in the hot seat." Sherri says.

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"We're back from commercial break and our husbands and Santana are up to answer questions of their wives." Sherri says as the men plus Santana and the women change places. "We'll start with Will. What is the most she has ever paid for a pair of shoes?"

"I'm going to go with twenty-five dollars." Will guesses having honestly no idea how much women shoes cost.

"Emma,"

"Fifty, but it's okay babe that's a hard one." Emma sweetly says not blaming him at all.

"Okay Santana-" Sherri is cut off by the Latina.

"Three hundred eighty dollars and fifty cents." Santana cuts in filing her nails confident she is right.

"Brittany,"

"She's right of course cause my babe is so smart." Brittany coos.

"That's right babe," Santana shouts.

"Cooter you're up next, same question." Sherri says.

"Forty?" Cooter questions.

"Shannon,"

"Sorry Coot, but your wrong the most I've spent is thirty." Shannon tells him.

"Well it seems that only girls know about shoes this next question should be easier. Santana you will answer first this time. What is your wife's favorite past time?" Sherri says grimacing as she's not looking forward to seeing what these two come up with.

"This is hard as there are two things that I can think of. It's either dancing or making lady babies." Santana muses for a second. "You wanna know what screw it, both." she shouts.

"Brittany," Sherri rolls her eyes.

"You know me so well San, I really couldn't decide." Brittany says.

"Okay Cooter it's your turn." Sherri says cutting in before the two girls can say anything else.

"I've got this weight lifting." Cooter says smugly.

"Shannon,"

"Yep, that's how I got these guns and have stayed the football coach." Shannon says smiling.

"That leaves you Will to answer the question." Sherri says mildly impressed that they are two for two so far.

"You know I think I got this one. She'd be cleaning something." Will says smiling.

"Emma,"

"Oh honey you know me so well." Emma gushes.

"We have one more questions for our husbands and Santana. This time we'll start with Cooter. What did your wife wear on your first date?" Sherri says glad to be down to the last question for this round at least.

"Um I think I would have to say a t-shirt, shorts, tube socks and cleats." Cooter says thinking really hard.

"Shannon,"

"Cooter babe, way to go." Shannon says smiling like an idiot.

"Let's move on to Will now." Sherri says.

"Oh god I can honestly say that I have no idea." Will says shrugging expecting defeat.

"No need to even ask Emma if you're right or wrong. Now let's see what Santana's answer is." Sherri says.

"I totally know this; she was wearing a beautiful low cut blue t-shirt that showed off her sexy cleavage. Also short shorts that showed off her amazingly sexy legs and white tennis shoes." Santana says smiling fondly at the memory.

"Brittany,"

"I think you're sexy too babe." Brittany shouts smiling.

"Now that we are done with our first two rounds it's time to move onto our final round. Santana and Brittany with a perfect sixty points and Cooter and Shannon with thirty are moving on while unfortunately for Will and Emma they are eliminated." Sherri says before they go to commercial break.

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"So here we are at the final question whoever gets it right wins and if both do then Brittany and Santana will win the second honeymoon. This question both partners will write down their answer before showing everyone." Sherri says smiling glad that she is almost rid of the Latina. "So is everyone ready?" she asks.

"Just ask us the damn question so I can win and finally kiss my wife." Santana huffs not noticing that Brittany is glaring at her.

"Fine your question is How old was your spouse when they got their first kiss?" Sherri asks.

They all are scribbling down their answers for three minutes.

"We'll start with Cooter."

"Thirty-six?" Cooter says.

"Shannon your answer,"

"Sixteen?" Shannon questions.

"And the correct answer for Shannon, thirty-seven and Cooter's is thirteen." Sherri says, "Oh well now onto Santana."

"Six," Santana confidently says.

"Six," Brittany also says.

"You know what I'm through you two know each other better than my couple I've ever met. You win the second honeymoon to Greece." Sherri announces, but it's lost on the two women who are making out with Santana in Brittany's arms.

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"You know what I just saw the newest show those two were on and I've decided that we should all give up." Quinn says motioning to Brittany and Santana who are having a private quiet argument.

"Why don't we ask them some random questions?" Puck suggests.

"Hey Britt I have a question for you." Kurt says.

"Sure," Brittany says shrugging.

"Who takes longer to get ready?"

"San,"

"Me,"

"You'll never be able to stump us with questions like that." Brittany giggles.

"Come on. Britt let's go, wants to gets to some lady baby making." Santana says.

"Later,"

Everyone just stares at them as they leave cause really no one should know another person as well as they know each other.