Y3: A THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Literally made by: fastidiousbeeb

And sirarthurhipoint helped a bit too

CHAPTER 1: WOW ITS HALLOWEEN ALREADY?

AT THE SAFEHOUSE: "WOW its halloween already?" asked dallas. "No" said chains. "dang it" said dallas and then he went to bed. The next mornin' dallas finally wakeed up. "Yawn" he said. "AHHHHH I NEEED MY BREAkFAST." Dallas said to his mind. Then his mind said "Skirrrrrt to the kitchen then."
So dallas skirrrrted to the kitchen successfully. "Wow that was sick" he said. Then dallad looked at the calendar. "WOW halloween is today holy moly" he said. "BUT, WHAT IM I GONNABE FOR HALLOYWEEN?" HE THOUGHT REALLLLLLLY HARD….."THAT'S IT!" "ILL BE THE SKELETON TROOPER FROM FORTNITE (payday trivia: dallas spends a fortune on fortnite) AND TO IMPRESS ME ALL TIME CRUSH JOY." "ITS SETTLED ILLBE THAT" "LEMME GO C WHAT WOLF IS FOR HALLOWEEN" then dallas asked wolf and he replied. "DALLASIMGONNABECLEARSPLASH" "OkAY GoSh" said dallas.

CHAPTER 2: WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY

DALLAS then MADE a skeleton trooper costume. "HAHAHA THIS IS SOO KOOL"he said it with a K insted of c because dallas is a really big fan of the letter K and not C. Wolf put on his clear splash costume. "THISISSICKDALLAS" said wolf. "I CAN"T WAIT TO GET ALL OF THAT KANDY"
"OHSHOOTDALLAS,,WEFORGOTTOGETTHECANDY" said wolf. "O H NOW WHAT" said dallaswith no hope. "AHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET FOR KANDY." "BHHH DALLAS YOUR REALLY UGLY AND FAT AND WILL NEVER GET THE SKELETON TROOPER SKIN IN FORTNITE. FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS SAFEHOUSE WHO HAS IT HAHAHA. BHHHHH AND I WILL GET JOY NOT YOU" said Bain."ARHHHHH ILL GET IT, SOMEHOW" said dallas, but that's for another story.
Dallas left the safehouse to go to the SUPERMARKET which was called, 'FIRST WORLD SUPERMARKET'dallas walked in and saw candy."OHHH THAT WAS EZ."he grabbed the candy and shot the cameras and took down all the customers and took down the cashier and got a stealth bonus.

CHAPTER 3: IT'S GETTING REAL SPOOOKY

Douglas ipened the door for the safe house because he lives there because he got the dlc so the old one is gone. "OKAY WHERE IS EVERYONHE" he said. "BAINGODDAMUDUFUGGINDATE" said wolf hes proud of him friend. "WHITH WHOMST" dallas angried. "Ohyy joy" foxton implored.

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…. "aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" reeplid dallas.

Dallas has been downed. does anyone have a medicinal bag to share.

CHAPTER 4: 11 MINUTES 38 SECONDS LATER

dallas was in the safe van with his best friend wolf and his other hoxton and sydney was there too because shes also a girl dont forget about her its not just joy. "WHAT THE H*CK IS GOING ON HERE" sallad said.

"OBHYYYYY WEH GOIN CAPIN IN THE WOODS wanka" hoxnot told wolf i mean dallas. "SHUDDAFUGUP" wolf said and played super mario on his nintendos switch. They got to the bomb forest and put the tent under the train after the stole some gold. "OWE PUT UP THE TENT YA WANKA" said hoxtoon. "WHO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?" said sydney. "I THINK I STEPPED IN POISONOUS IVY" DALLAS SAID. this camping trip is a literally disaster. "OWE WHERES THE FOOF?" said hoxton cause hes real hungry when he goes camping. So they ordered pizza hut. Suddenly the car drove in the tent and said "heres your pizza". But it was jacket. "WHADDAFUGJACKET" wolf ate. "Yes. comprende. Please and thank you." jacket said.

Authors note: since payday3 jacket doesnt have a job hes not in the safehouse anymore maybe.

That night it was dark. "WHY ISNT IT SOO DARK" asked dallads. Itwasnt anymore bexause sydney started a forest fire and had marshmallows. "OOPS :3333" she said. "DON"T LOOK AT ME I AM A GURL" she sasid more. They moved the tent to over the river because ebverything burned down but the cooked radical marshmallows. "HEY LOOK SOMEONE ELSE HAS A FIRE OVER THERE" said dallas. "NOOOOTHETENTTHATTOOKMEAGESNOOOOOOOOO" said wolf also. "OOOOOWEE ill go taek that foohkin fire" said hoxton.

CHAPTER 5: HE SNEAKS TO THE OTHER FIRE

Hoxton put on his stealth build and had dual brothers grim shotguns because theyre really small and easy to hide. He went over there and there was another tent. Non one was there "ohyyyy too foohkin easy". He put the fire in the bag and walked away "...oooooo" he thought he heard. "Ohyyy?" hoxton said. It was coming closer. "...loolololo". … he desync jumped to faster but it was gaining on him. "ololololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO" and he got hit on the head. "Next time stay away from the LAWwWWWW" the clocker said. It was a camp of chad cloakers. "OWWWWWWWWEEEEE" hoxton said and shot his ugly face off. He threw the fire at the grass and it came out but when it was light

No one else was there

"Ohyyyy the fook is goin on heer" hoxton said. He went to the tentand opened it. "Got the foohkin-OHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

His two friends

Dallas and wolf

Were DOWNED.

He was so shicked he threw up. "OHYYY WHO COUD DO SUCH A FOOKIN THING"? Then a chainsaw happened. Hoxton turned and saw a crazy person. "Aaaaahhhh" he yelled and ran through tht tent wall but couldnt. "OHYY WHATS GOIN ON HERE". He tried again but he cant. For this is payday3 and doesnt have the diesel engine. Hoxton tried to shoot them but the grimm shotgun is crappy and they had dodge. "OWWWWY WHAT DO YOU WANT WANKA" hoxton said and started to cry. They laughed manniacly. It was quiet. "...evah since she came aloong…." …. "...nowboodys loiiked ME ANYMOOH" and cut hoxtons head off.

OILLLLL GET YOUUUUUU JOOOOOOOHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY the person said but who are they?

To be comtinued