The Creepiest Mission Yet!

AN: Greeting's y'all. Now the semesters out, I am back and writing again! I came up with this idea during a time when I was doing a joint story with Mat49324. It's a crossover, between Totally Spies and a certain video game and stars myself in it. Which game you ask? Well read and find out!

I remember the day well. It only happened a few months after I was recruited into the World Organization Of Human Protection (WOOHP). It was 1998, and there was a huge incident occurring in a small town in the Midwest. I was ordered there to investigate what it was, and more importantly, what was causing the calamity there. What awaited me there was a horror so great that it was hard to describe to my administrator. I soon discovered the cause. The reason for this ghastly horror was a strange man-made biological substance. Once infused it causes humanity to become, what one can only describe as, the undead. But what shocked me more was the company who made it, a pharmicutical interprise known over the world, but it turned out it was secretly making these biological weapons. I made out of the city in one piece with the last sample of the virus. As for the city itself, the government had the whole place nuked. I gave the sample of the virus to the only person in WOOHP I could trust, the founder and leader, Jerry Lewis. He promised to keep it out of wrong hands, including the forsaken group that made it, UMBRELLA, in order to make sure the rest of the world does not end up like the crater that was once a town known as RACCOON CITY.


Beverly Hills- 2004

The Groove, one of the best shopping areas in all of Beverly Hills, and who could resist shopping there, especially since it was their 30 percent off sale, and in fact three girls in particular were enjoying this. Yes it was none other than Clover, Sam and Alex, very experienced mall trawlers (AN: I picked that word up from "Time Bomb" in Sailor Moon, not sure it's a real word though), and man they had gotten quite a haul.

"Oh yeah", said Clover, "This has got to be the best shopping spree ever!"

"And your just as psyched over it as ever, Clover", said Sam.

"Well", said Clover, "How couldn't I be, with everything. . .", she was inturupted when Alex gave a, "Hey Look".

Alex was pointing to a young man sitting on a bench. He had brownish-black hair, blue eyes and was wearing a red shirt under a blue denim jacket that was open to reveal the shirt. He had on jeans with a belt and on his feet were leather loafers. He looked real depressed at the moment.

"Hey", said Sam, "Isn't that Jason?"

"Hey your right, Sam", responded Clover, then she gave an concerned eye, "He doesn't look too happy, he's usually cheerful."

"Why don't we ask", said Alex. The group nodded and headed on over to Jason.

Jason sighed as the painful memory ran through his head again. He thought coming to the Groove would get his mind off it, but like a bad wound, it refused to leave him.

"You know you should cheer up more", said a voice. He looked up to see his three friends.

"Oh", said Jason, "Sam, Clover, Alex, should have known you would be here." With that he got up.

"Well, we didn't expect to see you here, since you don't get out much", said Alex, "We noticed you're a little down, care to explain."

Jason motioned them to walk with him. "I was just having a bad memory, a memory of a WOOHP mission that just won't go away."

"Hey, we have had bad missions before that go totally freako on us, but we don't dwell on it. I mean like that time we got turned into freaks, sure we freaked, but, Hello, look at me, I am happy as ever", said Clover.

"I have read up on your missions", said Jason. His face turned stern and said, "And trust me, this is a life scaring thing compared to what you've been through."

The spies got a little scared at that point and Jason noticed this.

"Sorry", he said, "Just got caught up in the moment, that's all."

"No worries", said Alex, "But are you sure you don't want to tell us."

"Maybe, when I am feeling better and when I have TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!"

The reason why Jason screamed that last line cause at that moment a trapdoor had opened beneath their feet and they all fell through. Yes ladies and germs, they have been WOOHPED!

The group landed on a couch before Jerry's desk.

"Ah, Jason, girls, glad you could drop in", said Jerry.

"Not that we have a choice and for the record Jerry, this is the only part of the job I hate", said Jason.

"Sounds like we are in a chirpy mood today", said Jerry.

"No he's not Jer", said Alex.

Sam and Alex facefaulted and Sam said, "That was sarcasm Alex, duh!"

The screen behind Jerry faded and a picture of girl with short blonde hair appeared and was wearing an orange sweater with a scarf around her neck and had a green checkered skirt and on her feet were long boots.

"Who's she Jer", asked Clover.

"Your next assignment. This is the President's daughter, Ashley Grahm", said Jerry.

"Great", said Sam, "As if we didn't have enough trouble with the previous president's daughter when we babysat her. Oh well, at least it should be easy considering she's an adult."

"Oh, it's not exactly a supervisory mission superspies, she was kidnapped a few months ago", said Jerry.

"KIDNAPPED", said the whole group.

"Yes", said Jerry, "and we believe it may have been someone on the inside. Recent sources state she was spotted in a village in Europe. Your mission is to help the newest member of the special forces made to protect the family go in and escort them back to Washington."

"Hold up a sec", said Jason, "I understand why your three superspies have to go, but why me?"

"I thought you never ask Jason", said Jerry. He snapped his fingers and on the screen a man with blond hair and wearing a leather jacket appeared on screen. "It's because you seem to have good relations with the new recruit, a man I am sure you know very well."

"Oh", said Clover, "He's dreamy." Then looking at Jason she asks, "Care to introuduce us?"

Jason didn't respond he was fixated and stood up. "Yes I know him, that's former Police Officer Leon S. Kennedy. I met him, at", Jason paused and looked hurt, "At that time." Turning to Jerry he said, "Very well, I'll go."

"Excellent", said Jerry, and turning to his Gadget Lending And Distrubuting Interactive System (G.L.A.D.I.S.) he said, "G.L.A.D.I.S."

"Yes, right away Jerry", said G.L.A.D.I.S. With that G.L.A.D.I.S. distrubeted some gadgets.

"For this mission we have the steel cable launcher go-go boots and loafers, laser lipsticks and chapstick, the sonic disintegrator boom box, the catfight (fistfight) gloves, and the m-ray contact lenses."
"Thanks G.L.A.D.I.S.", said Sam. With that, Jason and the Spies hopped up onto the treadmill to head to the jet, but then Jerry said, "Jason a moment please."

Jason nodded, and turning to the girls he said, "You head on, this will take a minute." The girls nodded.

Jason stepped up from the treadmill and talked to Jerry and said, "Okay what is it?"

"Jason, I didn't want to discuss this in front of the girls but, since you were involved in this I must tell you something. Two days prior to the kidnapping someone tried to break into the WOOHP vault, particulary, vault number 2454."

Jason's mind snapped into place, "2454, that's the vault where the. . .", then Jason gasped, "You don't think it's THEM do you?"

Jerry then said, "I don't know, but it seems too coincidental that this happened two days before Ashley got kidnapped. Keep your guard up."
Jason nodded but before he went Jerry asked, "You've been remembering that event today, haven't you?"

Jason nodded.

Jerry then said, "Jason, I understand how you feel, anyone would have been traumatized after that, but if it comes to it, I think you should tell the girls what happened."

Jason then said, "I might, and something tells me I will." With that he stepped on the treadmill that headed towards the hanger.

When he got there he spotted the girls waiting there for him (and they were in their spysuits).

"So", asked Sam, "What's up with Jer."

"Oh, just man talk", said Jason, "Anyway, let's go, we got a president's daughter to save."

A few seconds later a jet came out of one of WOOHP's hanger, heading towards Europe.

AN: Okay, that's it for now. But you are probably asking, "why". Well, A, I wanted to write a RE fanfic for some time, B, I thought, 'well since the spies are superspies and since I saw what they can deal with, rescuing a president's daughter from the grasps of an evil cult seems right up their alley, and finally, it seemed like a good idea at the time. And if your wondering if I will make a prologue explaining my situation in RC, yes I am! Adios authors and readers, and if they are reading, deviants!