FMA Jokes
Disclaimer: don't own a thing. I'm not trying to offend anyone
Made of Bricks and Car Accident
Car Accident
One day, while Winry was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
Winry started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time Winry laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
Winry is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
Winry giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Made of Bricks
Ed and Winery Were out on a walk one evening
They past a Auto repair shop and winery said to Ed " Oh I just have to have one of those wrenches she said pointing at one in the window. Ed Looked both ways and pulled out a brick of his coat and broke the window stealing the wrench.
Then they past a Hardware store with some screwdrivers in the window and Winery said " Oh I just have to have one of those!" She said pointing at the window and Ed looked both ways and then smashed the window with another brick stealing a screwdriver.
Then they past a tool shop and winery pointed to the drills in the window saying " Oh I just have to have-" and Ed cut her off and said to her " Lady! Does it look like I'm made of bricks?"
