You are now reading A Boy in Parappa Town. This fan fiction is a Parappa the Rapper fan fiction. It's actually a sequel to WTF Mystery Files. It's where Hikaru moves away from WTF Town (the town Hikaru lived in), and moves to Parappa Town, a horrible town in Osaka. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Movin' Sucks

"Damn, I can't believe I'm movin' away from my friends. Well, at least Spongebob will hopefully not attack us." A boy said. This boy is Hikaru Oyama, a 14 year old boy who is just about to move to the worst town in the fucking world, Parappa Town. He has short red spiky hair on the top of his head, he wears a red jacket with a black shirt underneath, blue jeans and black shoes.

"HIKARU!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" A crazy female voice said,

"Coming, Mom!" Hikaru said, "Man, this is going to suck." He thought, he gets in the car and the car drives away, with a moving truck behind them.

"Excited, Hikaru?" Hikaru's mother says,

"What? Why the hell would you think that? Of COURSE I'm not frickin' excited!" He says,

"DON'T BE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!" She yelled.

Hikaru fired his lazers at her, causing her head to asplode.

"HIKARU!" His father said in an angry tone. "Don't fire your lazers while we're driving!"

"Asshole..." Hikaru whispered.

5 seconds later, the car arrives at Hikaru's new home,

"How the hell did we get here in 5 seconds?" Hikaru asked.

"I used my BREAD powers!" Hikaru's dad yelled.

"What?" Hikaru's sister asked.

They catch a glimpse at the train wreck that was their new house. There was no south wall, there were rats everywhere in the house, and the top floor had a huge hole in the wall of one of the rooms of the house. And unfortunately, that was Hikaru's room.

"Oh my god, this house looks horrible! How the hell do you expect us to live here, dad?"

"Don't worry!" Hikaru's father said, "With the power of bread, we can survive here!"

He runs inside of the house and opens the fridge, but sees a squirrel in it.

"Ahh! A squirrel!" He yelled.

"Oh god..." Hikaru said.

End of Chapter 1