Fire Fox- IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME RAVIN!!!!!

Ravin- Someone is stupid.

Fire Fox- Shut up!!!

Disclaimer- I actually read a fic like this in the BeyBlade Section. So I thought I would make one for Zoids. So thanks to Otaku Amanda because some of the ideas are kinda borrowed.

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The FireFox Merrily Presents:

Songs of the Zoids

Ch. One- "Bit Got Ran Over by a Reindeer!!!"

Bit got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from a ZBA conference

Bit- *walking down a dark alley only to see "Santa's" sleigh slam into him* Agghhh!

You can say there is no such thing as Santa

Dr. Toros- What?! 0.o

But as for me and Liger, we believe!

Liger- Roaarrr(Who are you?)

He'd been drinking to much egg nog

Bit- *drunk* Common S'Leena, I'be all the dessert yaneed!

And we'd had begged him not to go!

Jamie- PLLEEAASSSEE Bit, don't go!!!!

Brad- Leave you drunk, idiot. Me and Naomi are going to go check out how roomy the backseat of the Shadowfox is.^.^

Bit- MeandtheLiger will beat ya all!!! *tries to Strike Laser Claw Jamie*

Jamie- 0.o

But he'd left the Liger Zero

Bit- Me and da LZ are best buddies^__^

So he stumbled out the door into the snow

Bit- *opens the door and sees Leena looking for Bit who had stole her 'egg nog'* Maybe not this door.

When they found him Christmas morning'

Blitz Team- GASP!!!

At the scene of the attack

Bit- @_x I'm not dead

Judge robot-^__^ Sure you are, you silly human!

There were hoof prints on his forehead,

Leena- Not yet-_-

And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Judge Robot- Looks like the work of the BackDraftGroup!

Blitz Team-*nods*

Dr. Leyon& Major Polta- Yyeep.

Bit got ran over by a reindeer!

Bit- I am right here!!!!*jumps up and down*

Liger Zero- *pulls out a 'Pilot Wanted' Sign*

Walking home from the ZBA conference Christmas Eve!

Bit- Don't leave me out in the snow! Liger!! T_T Any one?

You can say there is no such thing as Santa

Dr. Toros- *looks up from zoids models* No Santa? O.o NOOOOOO!!! It's a lie!

But as for me and Liger, we believe!

Liger- Rooaarrr(So you're saying a old fat guy killed my master?)

Bit- I'm RIGHT HERE!!!!

Now we're all so proud of Liger, he's been takin' it so well

Liger-*going through new pilot applications*Roooaarrrr.(To fat, to ugly, to …..)

See him there watchin' MTV

Liger- Roooaarr(Jlow can be my pilot any day of the week) ^_~

Jamie- *runs out of the room screaming* The sex, drugs, and lies! I can't take it!

Drinking Vodka and playing poker with the Fury

Liger and Fury-*drunk& dressed in women's clothes* Battlefield scanned!

It's not Christmas without Bit

Blitz Team- PARTA!

Bit- *knocks on the door of the Hoover Cargo* Can I please come in? I am cold and hungry.

Harry- *turns up the music louder* Hey Leena…

Leena- *runs for guns, many,many guns*

Bit-Grrrrr…-.-U

All the Blitz Team dressed in black

Leon-Where's Brad and Naomi?

Jamie- They said something about checking out the Shadowfox's heater.

And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open his gifts or send them back?

Brad- *trying to sell Bit's gifts on e-Bay* MONEY!

Bit got ran over by a reindeer!

Reindeer- Bark! *chases Bit*

Walking home from a ZBA conference

Bit- Hmmmm…Rudolf the deep fried reindeer.

You can say there is no such thing as Santa.

Dr. Toros- It's all lies, I tell you! Santa does exist!!!

But as for me and Liger, we believe!

Liger- *talking to Fury* Roooaarrr(Do you think the Panzer armor makes me look fat?)

Now the goose is on the table

Goose- HONK

Leena- *eats the goose*

And the pudding made of fig

Leena-*eats pudding made of fig*

And the green and red candles

Leena- *eats the candles* o.0 These candy canes taste weird. Oh well.

That would have matched Bit's eyes when he was drunk

Jamie- Well, one down three to go.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors: Better watch out for yourselves!

Fire Fox- Oh Ravin! *starts chasing after Ravin and screaming* Santa a serial KILLER!!

Shadow- There she is, mental warden.

Fire Fox- 0.0

They should never give a license

Santa- What do you mean my sleigh is in violation of the Roads&Automobiles hand code?!

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Elves- My toys, my toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

Bit got ran over by a reindeer

Bit- Deer Mac anyone?

Walking home from a ZBA conference

Santa- You are going down *pommels Bit for eating Rudolf* on my naughty list!

You can say there is no such thing as Santa.

Dr. Toros- *dressed in a parka* I'll prove to the world once and for all, SANTA DOES EXIST!!!!

But as for me and Liger, we believe!

Liger- Rooaarrrr(So there you are Bit, where have you been all this time?)

Bit- Right behind you.

Liger- roooaarrr(You know I would never look there)

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Fire Fox-^.^ Please don't flame

Merry Christmas and what not

I love Raven. See ya.