JPOV

You know this day has been pretty boring. God, how come everyone is doing something except for me. Carlisle, Esme, and Edward are hunting, and Alice is probably hopelessly failing at trying to develop some sort of fashion sense into Bella at the mall. That really only leaves one person.

Emmett.

There's no shouting, no barking, and I don't hear HIM trying to launch a taco stuffed canon off the roof. How strange.

" Emmett! Get your oversized butt over here dude!" I was forced to scream this because when the house is completely silent you know that Emmett's up to no good. God, where could that butthead have gone to? This is weird.