A THANKS GOES TO Greenie3. He/She allowed me to use their idea from his/her story. It is called "Shrooms in Love".
Chapter one
And so it begins
Rouge the bat stepped lightly on to the edge of Angel Island, and breathed some fresh air into her lungs. Through the brush she ever so lightly stepped. She opened the brush so gently that no twigs rattled. She saw her red furred crush: Knuckles. He was guarding the Master Emerald as usual. She was fawning over him; so much that she didn't hear two pairs of feet touch the ground behind her.
"Rouge," said one, barely knocking her out of her trance, "You want Knuckles and," the voice was cut short by Rouge's hand going over the mouth. The two were Amy and Cream. Amy was wearing a Jet pack
"Shut up," whispered Rouge, "He'll hear you." Somewhat frightened, Cream stepped back, but she stepped on a twig.
*SNAP*
Knuckles' head shot in that direction,
"Who's there?" he said firmly, as he started to approach. He opened the brush, only to find grass and leaves.
"I've been at this too long," said Knuckles, "I'm gonna go in and take a nap." He went into his house and shut the door. Meanwhile, Amy, Cream, and Rouge jumped out of the tree they were in,
"Boy," said Amy, "that was clo- ACK!" Rouge began to choke Amy,
"What was that all about?" she demanded, "I was gonna make my move."
"Ms. Rouge," said Cream, "STOP!" remembering that she was in the presence of Amy's friend, she let go of Amy,
"Sorry, Cream," said Rouge, "It's just that I was gonna make a move today; tell Knuckles how I feel about him; been keeping bottled up for years, I just never had enough courage to him." She narrowed her eyes at Amy, "and thanks to Pinky here, the courage I built up has to wait. Why are you guys here, anyway?"
"What-if-we-told-you," said Amy between breaths, "that-we-could-help-you-win-his-heart?"
"Look who's talking," said Rouge, "You haven't even gone on one date with Sonic."
"Guess again," said Amy, holding up her hand. A wedding ring was there, "Cream hooked up with Tails."
"So we would be glad to help you get Mr. Knuckles," said Cream.
Meanwhile, inside Knuckles' head, a romantic sequence was playing. He was standing before Rouge. Toe to toe, hip to hip, breast to chest. They were about to seal their lips together when Knuckles' alarm clock went off.
"Damn," said Knuckles, "another perfect dream ruined by my stupid alarm." He ripped it out of the wall, and threw it across the room and it broke on contact with the unforgiving wall.
"I wanna get something for Rouge," he said to himself, "Something that says 'I love you' But subtly. Oh yeah, and another alarm clock. Wait, Rouge likes jewels. Wait a minute, likes? She freaking loves them." Knuckles decided to go to the mall, they had a Jeweler and a clock shop. He could kill two birds with one stone.
He was at Station Square mall, a place he did not like. He bought his alarm clock, a Timex if you must know. He was browsing the many Jewels.
"Can I help you sir?" asked a large black woman behind the counter.
"Yeah," said Knuckles, "I want something that says, "I love you" to a girl I have my eye on, but Subtly."
"Gonna give you a tip," said the woman, "Nothing, nothing, about love is subtle. You give her a jewel; I guarantee her reaction will be anything but subtle."
"Well which one," said Knuckles, "should I give her?"
"What color are her eyes?" asked the lady
"Green, why?"
"Then she'll probably opt for an emerald." As Knuckles walked out of the store with the emerald necklace, he heard a click. Sonic had taken a picture of him, and Tails was standing next to him, laughing. Knuckles took the camera and deleted the picture.
"Knuckles, in a Jewelry store?" Sonic was laughing.
"It's for…Rouge," Knuckles spat out.
"Knuckles," said Tails, "I knew you'd be the last Bachelor. We'll help you get her. I've got Cream,"
"And I have got Amy," said Sonic.
THIS STORY PROMISES CRAZINESS, HUMOR, AND ROMANCE.
