Jobel woke up scarfed and confuse. Were waz he? Did Vinnie come home? It was dark and smelld lyeke BALLS. It was lyke vinneis roojmbut wasnt. He blinked and suddenly fealt really bad. He felt like angry robots who made music and computer had beet him up reel bad and taken away true love.

He hearfd splayshing soutnd from outside dark room. What the fuck? Did the giand pink dildos come back? Shit man Jobel had a massive headayce and the taste of fur in his moth. He was too tired for this. Crawling torwards the sound on hiz hands and nkees Joel wept in confusion and feer because he's a little dick pussy babgt.

Az he crawled thru the damp tunnel torwardz the light, a haunting and beautiful melody started playing. It sounded like Smash mouths all star backwards. Jovel found himself crying frome the beauty of the song. It waz even more beautiful than skrillex. ((Author note: Skrillex is so much bette.r )) The tunnel suddenly opened up to a…. SWAMP!?

JObel was very confuzeudl. How he smwamp:? The last thing he remembered was his tru loves eyes, bonzz budd. Then the stupid robots killed him. He looked around confused and heard some ogreific noises from the swamp hut in the corner,

Ok why the fuck should we save him exactly?" Daft Punk was in a bit of a pickle. After the computer and they ate and killed joel the purple monkey from the virus world came out of the computer very pissed. "He's ma tru love we need to save him!" Guy manual shook his head. "Hell no man. Me and Thomas are busy people and your "true love" Is a mentally challenged douchelord with a monkey fetish." Thomas looked on blankly. He had eaten joels brain and dick so it had really fuck,ed him up.

"Cmooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn guy we need to save him their my otp" He begged his friend. Guy was very pissed and procededed to punch Thomas in the dick but because hes a robot he didn't have one and that sucked so no dick shot or gay porn yay no robot porn. "GUY IF WE DON'T SAVE HIM IM GONNA TRY TO REINACT ALL THE SHITTY ROBOT PORN OK you KAWAII AS A MODAFUCKAH" Thomas screamed in p;assion and agony.

Guy was imensly terrified of that so he said "honhonhon eifuel towa baguete mopn ami French words" Then cried. But no tears came out. Because hes dead. "Fine. Where is he in cyberspace anyway" Bonzz bud chacked the computer and shuddered. "HE'S IN SHREKS SWAmp NOAW"

Joel ran torwards the noises in hapness. It was bootiful noise.s. "COME TO ME SHEK" HE SCREMED. He burst into the swamp house to meat shrek.

Sherk was in corner. He turned to joel with a big smil. He was expanding dong. "hello joel." He said in his ogerific voice. Joel immeadiatley forgot bout bonzz budd. He only knew one thing naow. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek motioned for him to come over. He wa s eating an onion. "Did u kno that onion have layer." Joel nodded and basked in shreks beauty. They prepared to expand dong.

SUDDENLY DAFT PUNK AND BONZZ BUD JUMPED THRU WINDAW all in speedos.. "Stopped right there you green booger ass ho" Guy screamed as he punched shrek in the dong. "jobel u ok?" Assed bonz budd. Thomas was throwing up jobels dick and brian.

"NO BONZZ BUDD IM WID SHERK NOW" Screamed joel as he tried to return two his oda tru love. Then guy punched him in his suddenly reattached dick and dragged him back to the real world. IT was all ogre… or so they though.

Its never ogre.

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