"Sherlock, could you please go put something on?"

"Why? Don't pretend you're not enjoying it, John."

"That's not the point. We're on a case!"

"You're on a case. I'm in the privacy of my own home."

"Could you please stop being a sarcastic arse and just cover yourself up a bit? I don't fancy having an officer ogling you while you deduce what happened to the hiker."

"Oh, jealous now, are we?"

"Shut up."

"Oh, John, darling."

"Seriously. Shut up. And put some clothes on."

"Don't want to."

"A sheet. Anything."

"Fine. Very well. Hang on."

"Oh, well, thanks for the entire shot of your arse on my computer screen."

"You're welcome!"

"…"

"Is this better?"

"You realize this is a tiny bit humiliating?"

"It's okay, I'm fine."