Yay! My first fic! These are based on some Garfield comics I read. If you review, and say you want more I'll post them for you. And a special thanks to Mint Pizza Queen for inspiring me to write these!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Garfield. But I wish I owned at least one though..
Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, had been asked to go to see the Colonel today. He figured that if he went early in the morning, he wouldn't have to waste his day wondering what Mustang needs him for. Little did Ed know, the Colonel and his subordinates has been allowed to come in late due to working on a murder case late into the night.
Edward arrived at HQ and immediatly headed to see Mustang's subordinates to maybe get an idea of what to expect.
Except...when he opened the door, there was no one there.
So off he went to the Colonel's office; the door was open, the lights were off, and no one was there either.
Hmmm...I wonder where everybody is...although, all alone is Mustang's office...
Edward entered the office and put the lights on. He made his way over to the other side of the room and sat in the Colonel's chair, instantly becoming comfortable in the large, plush chair. He put his feet on the desk 'So this is how Mustang spends his time, huh? Not too bad. I could get used to this.
Then he began thinking, so what would it be like to BE the Colonel?
He grabbed the phone and held it to his ear, spun the chair around to face the window, and waited, as if listening to someone talking, then began speaking himself.
"Yes, Fuhrer Bradley, I Colonel Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will most certainly be honored to accept this job...No,no...I don't need Major Mustang's help! As you already know, I am much more skilled in, oh, just about everything..."
ACTUAL Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, had just arrived at HQ with his subordinates about 5 minutes ago. They got to Mustang's office and he opened the door just as Edward began talking on the phone, in the chair now facing the window, meaning he didn't hear him.
The subordinates had already began walking away, but he called them back as quietly as he could to come back.
They all stood there listening, trying not to laugh out loud, until he said goodbye to the "Fuhrer" and turned around to hang up the phone. It was then that he saw them standing there.
Edward stood up and straightened his coat and headed towards the door. As he moved towards them, they cleared a path for him to get out of the room.
"I think I'll come back later "
"Yes, maybe you should" Roy answered him as he left, trying to hold back laughter.
Edward walked down the hall, feeling their eyes piercing his back.
"Come back soon, Colonel Edward Elric!" Havoc called after him, and everybody burst out laughing loudly.
Dammit! I'm never coming early again!...hmm...Colonel Mustang...
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