Hi guys! Well, I've decide to write this because a certain little plot bunny won't stop bugging me. Anyways, I don't own Hetalia.

It was another chaotic meeting for the States/Provinces/Capitals/Major Cities.

"I'll take charge of the meeting, since I'M THE HERO!" Washington D.C declared. He looked like America, minus the curl and glasses.

"I do NOT agree." Tokyo said, crossing her arms. Kyoto nodded.

"Thank goodness!" Bern yelled. Zurich and Geneva looked bored.

New York rolled his eyes.

"Bull, Washie. Everyone knows I'm the hero since I'm the oldest!"

"No, I am!" Delaware shouted angrily. Then they got into a fight over who was older and who was the hero.

Beijing rolled his eyes and turned to Shanghai, who was tuning everything out.

"Aiyah! Western provinces are so immature, right Shanghai?"

Shanghai rolled her eyes.

"I s'ppose." She said as she skyped British Columbia, who was across the room.

"Hey Moscow!" A very cheerful Madrid called. Moscow turned around.

"Da?" She asked.

"Why don't you say something Moscow? I'm very sure they'll shut up." Madrid suggested. Moscow shook her head.

"I'm hiding from Minsk right now. Vilnius, Riga, and Tallinn are helping me, da?" She said menacingly as she faced three trembling capitals.

"R-right." Vilnius trembled. Like his older brother, he was deathly afraid of Russia, and anything or anyone associated with him.

A loud crash suddenly sounded. Everyone looked to where the source of the noise was from, and saw that London and Paris were fighting…again.

"I triple dog dare you to say that again!" London shouted as she punched Paris in the ribs.

"Ohonhonhon. Avec pleasure." Paris laughed. "British are slimy idiots!" She sang.

London growled.

"You wanker! Take that back!" She yelled.

"Never!"

"TAKE IT BACK!"

"Non!"

Berlin thought she was going to explode. The Germany look-alike (except for her red eyes) took a deep breath and shouted.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"

"Berlin?" London and Paris said as they stopped trying to strangle each other. Berlin took a deep breath.

"Zis meeting vas to discuss our world problems, not to fight amongst ourselves. Now, everybody sit down and ve vill begin. Our first topic is on pollution. Ulaanbaatar, Delhi, and Beijing, for goodness's sake, DO something about your pollution!"

Ulaanbaatar frowned.

"I'm trying." He protested.

"So am I, Berlin." Beijing said.

Shanghai rolled her eyes.

"Ahahahaha….no." She said. "If I recall correctly, you were watching Jackie Chan movies instead of trying to solve your pollution problem."

Berlin looked livid while Beijing glared at Shanghai.

"BEIJING !" Berlin roared as she started after Beijing.

"SHANGHAI YOU RAT I WILL KILL YOU LATER!" Beijing screamed as he ran out of the room, Berlin following close behind.

"Well… now that Berlin's gone, I'll take charge!" New York announced.

"Oh no you don't!" Washington D.C yelled.

"M-maple." Nunavut mumbled as New York and Washington D.C started fighting again. The other states, provinces, and cities also began bickering with each other.

"Just another world meeting…" Tallinn said to himself as he updated his blog.

And there you have it. If you have any ideas or requests, just PM me.