A/N I did this for Rocky Horror like two years ago. This one was considerably more annoying to do, but it finally came out of me. Merry Chrismahanukwanzaka! Don't own em, but they're fun to play with. Enjoy!
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the morgue
Not a creature was stirring, 'specially not a corpse
The paperwork was stacked upon Garret's
desk
In vain hopes that one day he wouldn't
be quite so stressed
Jordan was snuggled all safe in her
office
Sometimes a couch was better than her
apartment
And Nigel in helmet and Bug in his vest
Had just settled down for a long
winter's rest
When down in the crypt there arose such
a clatter
Jordan sprung from her couch to see
what was the matter
All through the morgue she flew and she
ran
Already coming up with some hackneyed
plan
But when she got there the only thing
to be found
Was blue eyes and dimples and hair that
was brown
When what to their wondering eyes
should appear
But one asshole Slokum set on
destroying careers
He was a bastard, a slimy old git
They knew in a moment it sure wasn't
St. Nick
More rapid than eagles the other
staffers they came
All set to defend Garret and his claim
"Asshole, Napolean, bonsai-tree
fetishist,
You'll never have even the chance to
assist
Now go back to your little hole in the
wall
Dash away dash away dash away all!"
And as leaves before the wild hurricane
fly
They all found Garret with a gleam in
his eye
So up to the rooftop the asshole he
flew
With a stack of reports and a bonsai
tree too
And then in a twinkling they heard from
the hall
The voice of Matt Seely,
ready to brawl
And as they relaxed and were
turning around
Devan appeared out of
nowhere with a leap and bound
Dressed up in scrubs like
she so often was
The rest of the staff
wondered where the hell she came back from
Woody's eyes how they
twinkled. his dimples so merry
The all had assumed she was
dead and buried
Nigel's jaw was hanging on
the floor completely amazed
He thought that surely it
was a sign from space
Then Peter appeared, another
mystery to be solved
He explained it away with a
trip to Hawaii to be more involved
Then Howie appeared, a right
jolly old elf
You laugh when you see him
in spite of yourself
A wink of his eye and a nod
of his head
Soon lets you know you have
psychoanalysis to dread
Garret spoke not a word but
returned to his job
Making things easer with the
help of some scotch
Bug followed their dear
leader back
Getting to work on his
paperwork stack
Peter sprung back away, and
gave a shout
And he was gone again,
leaving the rest to pout
And all heard Jordan exclaim
as they faded from sight
"Merry Christmas to all and
to all a good night!"
