Let me preface this a bit. This is a ripoff of my favorite... well, second favorite christmas carol. Snoopy's Christmas. Now, in this, Luna is Snooy and she's fighting Princess Celestia who is playing The Red Baron. If you ask me, Luna is still pissed about being mooned... I mean sent to the moon. Enjoy.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
The news had come out in the First Pony War.
Princes Celestia was flying once more.
The Allied command ignored all of its men.
And called on Luna to do it again.
Was the night before Christmas, 40 below.
When Luna went up in search of her foe.
She spied the Princess, fiercely they fought.
With ice on her wings Luna knew she was caught.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells.
Ring out from the land.
Asking peace of all the world.
And good will to man
The Princess had Luna dead in her sights.
She reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why she didn't shoot, well, we'll never know.
Or was it the bells from the village below.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
The Princess made Luna fly to the Rhine
And forced her to land behind the enemy lines
Luna was certain that this was the end
When The Princess cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend!"
The Princess then offered a holiday toast
And Luna, our hero, saluted her host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Hope you enjoyed it. Happy Hearths Warming to all, and to all, a goodnight.
