Disclaimer: We've been through this enough haven't we? I NO OWN NARUTO OR CHARMED! Happy?
A/N: Um, hi? Listen, I know I'm really behind with NGA, but I promise, I'm working on it. My cousin died recently and it was a pretty big blow to my family. That, a summer job, and school really killed me. It will be out soon though! In the meantime, this was something that came to me as I was reading some of my chapters. Wouldn't it be funny to see what happened to Wyatt after he orbed back home? And why was Matthew laughing so hard when he came back? Well let's find out.
Wyatt orbed as fast as he could, hoping to stop Matthew from having their mother kill him. Of all the sick, evil things his brother could do…
He and Chris appeared in Wyatt and Matthew's room just as said boy was reaching the door. Without thinking, Wyatt lunged at his brother and tackled him to the ground.
"Get off me ya lug!"
"You're not telling her!"
"Let go of me!"
"Watch it!"
"HEY!"
"HEY!"
At this point, Piper had heard all the commotion and headed upstairs to see what was wrong. She opened the door, ready to blast, but was surprised to see her two older sons fighting on the floor, and her youngest one standing off to the side shaking his head at their antics.
"Boys!" Piper yelled, causing all of them to freeze and look at her, "What are you doing!"
Matthew and Wyatt quickly got off each other and faced their mother. Both of them started telling her their own version of what happened and began yelling again before Piper held up a hand and they were quiet immediately.
"One at a time!" she commanded, giving both of them a pointed look.
"Wyatt went demon hunting with Chris and then followed me to the Elemental Nations!" Matthew shouted before Wyatt could have a chance to speak.
"WHAT!?" Piper yelled, spinning to glare at her oldest. Wyatt, attempting to save himself, pointed at Matthew.
"He said we could!" he defended. Hell, if he was going down, he was bringing the other boy down with him.
"YOU WHAT?!" screeched the Charmed One, now glaring at the middle child.
At this point, both brothers were sweating nervously, trying to think of a way out of this.
"Um… Wyatt failed science!" Matthew yelled, darting out the door.
"TRAITOR!" the Twice-Blessed yelled after his twin before paling considerably as he felt a cold fury directed at his back. Gulping, he turned to look at his mother. Now, you may be thinking, "She can't possibly be madder about failing a school subject than going demon-hunting," but you must remember, Piper Halliwell is notorious for desiring a normal life, both for herself and for her children. So she generally considers problems that can't be fixed with a vanquishing spell bigger than those that can.
"You. Did. What?" Piper asked, eerily calm.
"W-well, you see mom, about that…" Wyatt tried to explain before Piper unleashed her full motherly fury upon him. Matthew caught a glimpse of Wyatt's look of horror before he burst into laughter, orbing out before he was punished too.
