Disclaimer: This all manly conversations and quotes were provided by Hiro Mashima in the very minutes he came up with ELFMAN. The guy's a MAN.

"Being a MAN, is what a MAN is all about "

"If you're a MAN, then you're a MAN"

"A MAN doesn't arm wrestle. He wrestles the entire opponent"

"A MAN doesn't run away from a fight, he runs around looking for a fight"

"A MAN isn't afraid of bugs, they are afraid of a MAN"

"A MAN fights for land"

"A MAN fights for love"

"A MAN fights for manliness"

"A MAN fights against his own men"

"A MAN can't fight against another MAN, he must fight against 100 men"

"MAN stands for moral, action and nothing"

"A MAN doesn't fight animals, he is an animal"

"If a MAN doens't have guts, then he's either a coward or dead"

"A MAN doens't run from a barking dog, he barks right back at him"

"A MAN doens't have brake time, he has double over time"

"A MAN doesn't lift their weight, they lift double their weight"

"If I'm a MAN, then what are you?

"How does a MAN change a light bulb? He doesn't. He threatens it and it the thing turns on again"

"A MAN fights for family"

"A MAN fights for friends"

"A MAN fights for ... THE FLAG"

"It takes a MAN to notice another"

"A MAN doesn't have to the need to be recognized as such. He already knows and that's what counts"

"To me, Elfman really is the MAN"

If you've read this, then you're a MAN. If you've reviewed it, then you are more of a MAN than I tought. Congrats.