Hypno Doggy Girl
Chapter 1: Opa Doggy Style
Mario was strolling peacefully through the Mushroom Kingdom. It was a fairly calm day, the sky was shining a bright blue shade and the clouds were bouncing up and down with happiness as though hopped up on some really tough crack.
Mario was especially cheerful today as he had scored an A+ on his math test.
"Oh yes, I have scored an A+ on my math test! Mother Mia!" he shouted doing a wicked ass fist pump.
"Yes, life is pretty cool sometimes" his brother Luigi responded to said fist pump, placing his hand calmly on Mario's and bringing his back down to earth. For a moment, the brother's eyes met and a magical sparkle seemed to form between them, but not much after it disolved into the goomba (warning, lemons in future chapters).
The goomba appeared! The goomba was goomMAD.
"BRO U FUCKIN MAD? I FAKED TEST!" Gommba smiled a happy evil.
Mario was fucking furious.
"YOU COCK SUCKING DICK DRAGGING PIECE OF FUCK, I WILL SHOVE YOU SO DEEP UP LUIG'S ANUS CREVICE THAT YOU WILL BE CHOKING ON "MEATBALLS" FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES!"
Princess arrives.
Mario snaps out of it and straightens the fuck up.
Goomba is fucking terrified, he goes quietly.
"Oh, a-princess! We-a were just having a friendly-a chat with the neighborhood goomba!" Mario was a good fucking liar. Princess was on a bad fucking period.
"MARIO YOU RATBAG SACK OF ANUS SHIT, I AM THE QUEEN, GIVE ME SOEM MELODY."
Mario proceeded to tune the melody. Luigi hid behind Mario as he did fear the Princess on her bloody monthly episodes.
'mamma mia I better get myself the fuck outta here before I have to listen to this bitch for the next few hours' Mario thought to himself in desperation as he was running out of memes with which to keep the Peach occupied.
"Mario I gotta take a leak" Luigi remarked.
"Woah me too bro, let us leak together as they do in the lands of anime!" Mario and Luigi got the fuck out.
Princess was sad.
"Why is everyone run away? Why am I alone? I wish life was of simpler time." she cries, it is very sad and full of the feels. You can cry too.
"Why so sad, princess?" a voice of mystery comes from behind a bush.
"Who is this?" Princess asks getting scared.
Suddenly the Joker of Batman city jumps from behind the bush and throws the net on Princess. Princess screams a shrill sound of absolute terror as the Joker lifts her over his shoulder like Old St Nick does a sack of crack.
"Eek."
Joker smacks his lips,
"No worries princess, we are going to do fun experiment" The Joker laugh
Moments ago Luigi takes the biggest shit of his life.
"Oh fuck Mario I can't believe I am taking the biggest shit of my life." he exclaims as he uses his poltervacuum 400 to suck out the anal remanants of his fecal explosion.
"Yo Luigi should we show the princess how great we mathed? I think we need to make her feel proud." Mario announced and cause he's the boss they do. Except princess is gone!?
"That mother fucking Joker I will suck him dry and rip off his testicles!" Mario is homosexual in this fic.
Back with the Joker.
"Well princess how do you feel?" he asks princess who is in a dark cage in a dark room from the dark.
"Bark ruff"
"HAHAHA JOKES YOU A DOG NOW BABY! DOG CITY! DOG CITY!" he laughs now Joker is attempt to turn all Mushroom land into Dog City.
Can Mario brother learn the secret of anime meme in time to save Princess? Or will princess take it up the anus from Joker doggy style?
Tune in next time. Same dog week, same dog channel. Mario Brother channel. Fuck week.
