Artist: Moiraine
Album: The Moiraine Show
Song: Without Me
Intro (Obie Wan)
"Obi Wan/Real Name No Gimmicks..."
Refrain 1
2 Accepted girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ Moiraine's back, tell the Dragon/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...
Verse 1
Rand's created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Aes Sedai no more they want Asah'man I'm chopped Darkhound
well if you want Asha'man, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of forkroot mixed with some mint tea
some saidar that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the tavern by Thom when I'm not channeling
when I'm destroyin' the Darkfriends while Rand's ruling
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on trail of the Dragon
I know that you got a new bond Lan but Nyeavae's just tugging on her braid
So the Finns wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down with Lanfear but it feels so empty without me
So come on and run, burn on your head take that, curses on your lips and bloody get out of my way, this is about it get nasty!
I just settled all my lawsuits those bloody Finns!
Chorus (X2)
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little Rand whippin', cuz it feels so empty without me
Verse 2
Little novice girls feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their Amrilyn's bloody crazy!
they start feeling they're prisoners helpless, 'til Whitecolaks come along on a mission and yell "bloody witches"
Egwene's a visionary, vision is scary, could start a rebillion, pollutin the White Tower waves a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got no one missin' me gone
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for Rand to be tearin' up the world with me not be his side
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent crown listen up and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since sliced bread
Infesting in the rulers ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions the Dark One
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Chorus (X2)
Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go it for that with Thom who's talking this gossip that gossip. Elaida you can get your striped stole kicked
worse than them little Asah'man men, and Rand
you can get stomped by Mordain, you 26 year old big headed leecher with the crown
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to the king
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new implied insults
I've been bored, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Lanfear turned into Cyndane
But sometimes it just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Tarmon Gai'dan
So this must mean I'm boring, but its just me I'm just Aes Sedai
Though Rand's the first king of controversy
He's the worst thing since Logain, to do channeling so selfishly
and use it to get himself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other questions emerge from the red gateway
but no matter how many Finns in the ten'angreal it'd be so empty without me
Chorus (X2)
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"
Album: The Moiraine Show
Song: Without Me
Intro (Obie Wan)
"Obi Wan/Real Name No Gimmicks..."
Refrain 1
2 Accepted girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ Moiraine's back, tell the Dragon/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...
Verse 1
Rand's created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Aes Sedai no more they want Asah'man I'm chopped Darkhound
well if you want Asha'man, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of forkroot mixed with some mint tea
some saidar that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the tavern by Thom when I'm not channeling
when I'm destroyin' the Darkfriends while Rand's ruling
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on trail of the Dragon
I know that you got a new bond Lan but Nyeavae's just tugging on her braid
So the Finns wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down with Lanfear but it feels so empty without me
So come on and run, burn on your head take that, curses on your lips and bloody get out of my way, this is about it get nasty!
I just settled all my lawsuits those bloody Finns!
Chorus (X2)
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little Rand whippin', cuz it feels so empty without me
Verse 2
Little novice girls feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their Amrilyn's bloody crazy!
they start feeling they're prisoners helpless, 'til Whitecolaks come along on a mission and yell "bloody witches"
Egwene's a visionary, vision is scary, could start a rebillion, pollutin the White Tower waves a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got no one missin' me gone
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for Rand to be tearin' up the world with me not be his side
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent crown listen up and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since sliced bread
Infesting in the rulers ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions the Dark One
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Chorus (X2)
Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go it for that with Thom who's talking this gossip that gossip. Elaida you can get your striped stole kicked
worse than them little Asah'man men, and Rand
you can get stomped by Mordain, you 26 year old big headed leecher with the crown
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to the king
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new implied insults
I've been bored, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Lanfear turned into Cyndane
But sometimes it just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Tarmon Gai'dan
So this must mean I'm boring, but its just me I'm just Aes Sedai
Though Rand's the first king of controversy
He's the worst thing since Logain, to do channeling so selfishly
and use it to get himself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other questions emerge from the red gateway
but no matter how many Finns in the ten'angreal it'd be so empty without me
Chorus (X2)
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"
