Not Your Average Dog

"But sweety, how are you going to look after a 6 foot tall dog!?" asked Ricky's mum. It was Sunday afternoon, Ricky and his parents had just bought a 6 foot dog from a stranger's house because Ricky fell in love with it. The stranger's house was old and had slime dripping from the roof. There were antennas all over the roof. Ricky was short, fat, had curly red hair and freckles. The dog was colossal. It was 6 foot tall and had bright red eyes. It was extremely ugly but so was Ricky so he didn't care.

The family brought the dog home and gave it a nice treat. But strangely, the dog didn't seem to like the food at all. Ricky woke up the next morning. He ran downstairs to make some toast. He reached into the cupboard but found that the toaster was gone. Ricky decided to have a shower. He reached for the doorknob but to his surprise that was gone as well! He was already late so he ran downstairs and got in the car. Chugga-chugga-chugga, the car wouldn't start. Ricky and his mum looked under the hood. The engine had been stolen!

Ricky was in the library at school. He found a book about aliens. There was a chapter about alien dogs. It said that they are usually 6 foot tall with solid blood-red eyes. Without telling his teacher, Ricky ran home from school. He opened the garage door and caught his dog building a spaceship out of his belongings. The dog was actually an alien that was planning on studying Ricky's brain.

Ricky ran inside his house to get a lethal weapon. The first thing he found was a fork sitting on the kitchen bench. He picked up the fork and ran to the garage like a speeding bullet. As he entered the garage the dog looked down and after a moment of silence it began laughing hysterically. It thought that Ricky didn't have a chance. Ricky looked down at the fork in his hand and suddenly remembered how he could defeat the dog. He had to stab it in the eyes. Ricky charged at the dog like a knight in shining armour and he wielded his fork like a sword. He caught the dog off guard and the fork slammed into the dog's eyeball. Eye juice splattered everywhere. "NOOOOOO!" cried the dog, "All I wanted to do was go home!" as he melted into a pool of sludge.

Ricky cleaned up the mess and put everything back in its place. His mum came home and asked where the dog was. "He's gone, I'll explain later," replied Ricky.

The end?