F.U.N. Song – USUK Style
A/N: This is the scripted version. I might do a proper story version later on if I have time. Warning: mentions of yaoi.
Spongebob is America
Plankton is England
The clams are the other Nations
Mr. Krabs is Hungary and Japan
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers or Spongebob Squarepants.
America: It's not about topping, it's about fun!
England: What's that?
America: Fun is when you... Fun is... It's like... It's kinda... Sorta like a... What is fun? I- Lemme spell it for ya!
F is for Fuckers who have sex together,
U is for You and me~
N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all!
Other Nations: Down here in the deep dark sheets!
England: F is for Fire that burns with our passion,
U is for Unique... positions!
N is for No survival! TSUNDERE MOD-
America: England! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!
F is for Fuckers who have sex to-
England: Never. That's completely idiotic.
America: Here, let me help you.
F is for Fuckers who have sex together,
U is for You and me,
Try it!
England: N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all.
Other Nations: Down here in the deep dark sheets!
England: Wait... I don't understand... I feel all tingly inside... Should we stop?
America: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
England: Well, I like it! Let's do it again!
America: Okay!
England: F is for Freedom! To have gay sex.
America: U is for Uke UK~
England and America: N is for never ever ever ever ever stopping,
Here with us as we play!
Ah ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah~
Ah ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah~
Hungary and Japan: Arrgh! Yaoi!
