F.U.N. Song – USUK Style

A/N: This is the scripted version. I might do a proper story version later on if I have time. Warning: mentions of yaoi.

Spongebob is America

Plankton is England

The clams are the other Nations

Mr. Krabs is Hungary and Japan

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers or Spongebob Squarepants.


America: It's not about topping, it's about fun!

England: What's that?

America: Fun is when you... Fun is... It's like... It's kinda... Sorta like a... What is fun? I- Lemme spell it for ya!

F is for Fuckers who have sex together,

U is for You and me~

N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all!

Other Nations: Down here in the deep dark sheets!

England: F is for Fire that burns with our passion,

U is for Unique... positions!

N is for No survival! TSUNDERE MOD-

America: England! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!

F is for Fuckers who have sex to-

England: Never. That's completely idiotic.

America: Here, let me help you.

F is for Fuckers who have sex together,

U is for You and me,

Try it!

England: N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all.

Other Nations: Down here in the deep dark sheets!

England: Wait... I don't understand... I feel all tingly inside... Should we stop?

America: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

England: Well, I like it! Let's do it again!

America: Okay!

England: F is for Freedom! To have gay sex.

America: U is for Uke UK~

England and America: N is for never ever ever ever ever stopping,

Here with us as we play!

Ah ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah,

Ah ah ah ah ah ah~

Ah ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah,

Ah ah ah ah ah ah~

Hungary and Japan: Arrgh! Yaoi!