Warning!

This Fanfic contains profane language, misbehaving teenagers, and the over use of the word Pencil.

This is just a prolog so all of my other chapters should be Longer.


We were all in detention. Again.

Naruto put a tack on a teachers chair, Sasuke is an asshole, and I got caught vandalizing my desk.

I don't see what the big deal was. I mean it's not like I used pen or marker. No I drew a fucking amazing slug with my sparkly green pencil. Speaking of which, where the fuck is it? I know I put it in my red string bag.

Damn it. It's gone. I have no pencil. How am I supposed to write a 1000 word essay without a pencil?

It's only the second week into the school year. I started with like 50 fucking pencils. What the hell happened to all of them?

"Psst,Sasuke" I said jabbing him in the back of his head.

"..."

"Sasuuuukeeee"

"What?"

"I lost my pencil"

"So?"

"I need to borrow one"

"Hn, I lost mine as well "

"Hey me too!" Naruto added from across the room.

Him and Sasu-chan wouldn't stop bickering so Ibuki-sensei had to separate them. Now they're just glaring at each other.

Anyway back to the pencils.

Like seriously. Maybe the mice have been eating them. Or maybe there's a kid somewhere in school that has them all and is gonna make us pay to get them back. Or maybe-

"Hey guys, do you think there's a pencil heaven."

"God Sakura, you're an Idiot"

"NO TALKING!"