Hi! So, I was thinking of some new good ideas since I ended my other story, Cahills Writing Fanfiction, and I thought about Cahill Spoofs! Hope you like it! Cheers!

I, iheartamianplusnatan, do not own the 39 Clues or Star Wars.

Cahill Spoofs

Star Wars

Cast List:

Amy: Producer

Dan: Luke Skywalker

Sinead: Princess Leia

Hamilton: Hans Solo

Nellie: Chewbacca

Ian: C-3PO (the gold, whiny British robot)

Jonah: Controls R2D2

Fiske: Obiwan Kenobi

Natalie: Darth Vader

-recording-

Amy: All right everybody, listen up. Nellie is passing out the cast lists.

Dan: Cool! I'm Luke Skywalker! I get a light saber!

Amy: Obviously , we're not giving you a real one. You'd be cut in half in two minutes. Not that I would be complaining…

Sinead: Princess Leia? Doesn't she wear a dress or something? And have little buns on the side of her head? I enjoy looking like a two year old as much as the next person, but why couldn't I have been the producer?

Amy: Easy. Because I didn't want to be Princess Leia.

Hamilton: Awesome! I'm Hans Solo! And he has a pet….something.

Nellie: Aaah! Chewbacca?! Really? Explain how you came up with that one.

Amy: Well, Chewbacca has the word "chew" in it. And you like to eat food, so…..

Nellie: When this is over, you are so dead.

Ian: I'm a robot? Honestly, Amy?

Dan: Well, it does fit your personality.

Ian: What?

Dan: You know. C-3PO is whiny, British, and covered in gold!

Ian: Daniel!

Jonah: Uh, Amy? You know that I know nothing about controlling robots, right?

Amy: Just try your best. How hard can it be?

Fiske: I will embrace my role as the great Jedi Master with open arms.

Jonah: You do know that he gets cut in half with a light saber, right?

Fiske: Gah!

Natalie: Darth Vader? Who the heck is Darth Vader?

Amy: You really don't know who Darth Vader is?

Natalie: Should I?

Amy: Um, well, he wants to kill Luke Skywalker, which is played by Dan, and-

Natalie: I'm in!

Amy: Alright everyone, places!

Luke(Dan) and Obiwan (Fiske) enter the bar to find a pilot. Hans Solo (Hamilton) and Chewbacca (Nellie) are sitting at a table

Hamilton: I'm…um…..

Amy: (whispers) Hans Solo.

Hamilton: Right! I'm Hans Solo, and I'm the Captain of the air ship. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderan system.

Fiske: Yes indeed. If it's a fast ship.

Hamilton: Fast ship? You've never heard of the…the….what was it called again?

Amy: Millennium Falcon.

Hamilton: Right! The Millentum Falcon!

Amy: Uuuuugh. (puts head in hands)

Fiske: Should I have?

Hamilton: Ummmm… (turns to Amy) Should he have?

Amy: (muffled noises due to her head being in her hands)

Nellie: Let's get this stupid scene over with so that I can get out of this ****ing Wookie costume!

Amy: Cut!

In the starship, Obiwan is trying to make Luke close his eyes and use the Force while trying to practice fencing with his new Light Saber.

Fiske: Luke, you must use the Force.

Dan: This…thing….is…so…hard….to….use!

Amy: Dan! Read from the script!

Dan: I'm pretty sure that this was the exact same thing that Luke was thinking, but he just wanted to look macho for the cameras, so he said something intelligent.

Fiske: Luke, close your eyes.

Dan: What the- ?

Fiske: Feel the Force.

Dan: Okaaaay…..

Fiske: Ow!

Dan: Did I get it?!

Fiske: You got my head!

Dan: Why isn't it falling off?

Amy: Because it's a fake Light Saber!

Dan: Ooooh! No wonder it wasn't running into stuff. Piece of junk! (throws it backstage)

Amy: Ouch! Dan!

Jonah: (from backstage) Uhhhhhh, Amy?

Amy: -acting completely irresponsibly, you-

Jonah: Amy WATCH OUT!

(R2-D2 comes flying out from backstage, running into things and causing mass havoc)

Amy: Jonah!

Jonah: Sorry. I kinda lost control of the remote.

Amy: Kinda?!

Jonah: Oh yeah, like you come up with all the great ideas. Just try your best, Jonah. How hard can it be?

Amy: Cut!

Dan: I'm Luke Skywalker, and I'm here to rescue you!

Sinead: (burst out laughing)

Sinead: This is just sooooo hilarious! You- rescuing- me! Ha! (keeps on laughing)

Amy: Sinead!

Sinead: But he's so tiny!

Dan: TINY!?

Amy: Dan, Sinead!

Dan: I'll show you who's tiny! (jumps on Sinead)

Amy: No, Dan no! Stop!

Dan: (takes out light saber) Take that! And that!

Amy: Dan, you're supposed to be rescuing her, not slicing her!

Sinead: Ahhh! Get it off me! It's like a burr or something!

Dan: Aaaaaaaaaarghhh!

Amy: Cut!

Amy: Ian, come on! It's your scene!

Ian: I am not going out in this hideous, preposterous, thing!

Amy: Ian, really? They can't even see your face!

Ian: You can't drag me on stage, even with a thousand horses!

Amy: Lunch Break!

Natalie: Luke, I must tell you something!

Dan: What?

Natalie: Luke, I am your father!

Dan: What?!

Natalie: Duh, it says it right here. (shoves script in Dan's face) Luke- I- am- your- father—wait, WHAT?!

Dan and Natalie: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Amy: I think we can all agree that this was a bad idea.

Everybody: YES!

I hope you guys like it! I'll e coming out with a new chapter soon, so keep checking! Please review! Thanks!

Here are some questions. I'd be really thankful if you'd answer them for me:

1. What movie should I do next?

2. Should I add Phoenix to my cast list?

3. What would you change about this story? Anything to improve?

Thanks!