james talking to rootbeer2

A/N: I thought of this, this morning, and I wanted it to be a funny little fic that I wanted to be strange, but funny at the same time so hopefully you will enjoy!

Disclaimer: Why, bother? Everything that is mine, is mine, and everything that isn't, isn't.

James Talking to Root beer

James: So Amanda, being a glass of root beer, do you get to travel much?

Amanda: Oh yeah, but when I go to bars I like being slided across the counter. That part is FUN!!!!!!!!

(Sirius walks in)Sirius: Hey James, who ya talking to?

James: Oh, her? This is Amanda she's my—

Sirius: Ooh James, you're cheating on a soft drink. I'm gonna go tell Lily!

James: --glass of root beet…I mean root beer.

Sirius: Oh.

Amanda: Yes, Mr. Sirius I'm proud to be an XLarge double floaty 'Soft Drink'.

James: Be careful, Sirius, root beers have tender feelings!

(In a very foolish sincere tone of voice)Sirius: One thousand pardons to you Madam. I am truly sorry!

Amanda: Oh, shut up.

Sirius: Harrumph.

(Remus walks in, and over to Amanda, the unsuspecting glass of root beer)Remus: Ooh, yum! A cup of root beer!

Amanda: Hey! Don't drink me, I'm not completely sanitary!

Remus: Oh my word! Well I'll be…It's a talking cup of root beer!

James: Well spotted!

Sirius: I'd pay money to see a talking sandwich!

Amanda: I have a friend named Paul, who's an  urgerburger!

(Lily walks in)Lily: COOL! A talking cup of rootbeer!

James: Well spotted!

Lily: Excuse me miss, but what is your name if you have one?

Amanda: My name's Amanda, and I'm glad someone here has manners!

Sirius: Where does your friend Paul live? I'd like to make an appointment with him!

Remus: You'd like to make an appointment, with an urgerburger?

James: What's wrong with that?

Lily: You guys do need mental help!

Sirius: I'm Serious and I'm mental(A/N: *hint hint* ::nudges toward Aria*:: Hee, Hee!)!

Remus: Nothing's wrong with setting an appointment with an urgerburger…it just sounds strange.

James: You, out of all people, Remus, are saying that something like that, would be strange? I mean, here I was, talking to Amanda, before ANY

 of you guys got here! And then YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW STRANGE IT WOULD BE TO SET AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN URGERBURGER?

I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU REMUS!!!

Remus: I'm sorry, daddy, sir!

James: I'm sorry to you too Remie!

Remus: HOW…MANY…GAZILLION…TIMES…HAVE…I…TOLD…YOU…NOT…TO…CALL…ME…REMIE??

James: DON'T YELL!

Remus: YOU'RE YELLING TOO!

James: I'm sorry Remus.

Remus: I'm sorry too, Prongsie-poo!

James: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(::hexes Remus into next week!::)

A/N: Well I hope everyone liked that! I'm VERY sorry to SaneLunatic, for posting this before she could send me back the beta-ed version, for I had too

much fun writing this to wait, and I'm hoping that she will forgive me :)! So hopefully all of you people see that review box down there, and fill it up!

Everyone who does so, shall get *free* butterbeer!